I want bacon.
Tara: That was funny if you've studied Taglarin mystic rites and... are a total dork... Riley: Then how come Xander didn't laugh?
'Selfless'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Mar 10, 2005 12:18:29 pm PST #6019 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Vortex - Mar 10, 2005 12:18:58 pm PST #6020 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
MBNA is SATAN.
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 12:19:03 pm PST #6021 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
something like Michael Douglas can look 70 years old and marry Catherine Zeta-Jones and nobody bats a fucking eyelid. Which is true. Naveen is 36 and living with Barbara Hershey (57). I < heart > him muchly.
I batted! And he has been mocked by many comedians.
What's the opposite of craderobber? I feel it's disrespectful to Ms Hershey to call Naveen a graverobber -- but he does have a pattern.
Cashmere - Mar 10, 2005 12:20:21 pm PST #6022 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
but he does have a pattern.
Heh. He does like mature women.
My eyes never batted--they just rolled.
Nutty - Mar 10, 2005 12:30:13 pm PST #6023 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Michael Douglas can look 70 years old and marry Catherine Zeta-Jones and nobody bats a fucking eyelid.
I was more like, Good I hate her too, so now I can hate them both together. Also, his plastic surgeon would disagree strenuously with the idea that he looks 70. (I think he looks like a frightening robot.)
The real question I have is, what do an 18 y.o. and a 50 y.o. have to say to each other? I can imagine certain rare cases when two people of these ages turn out to be alike, but I am only 11 years older than 18, and usually after 20 minutes talking with an 18 y.o. I have rolled my eyes so hard they've fallen out of my head.
I mean, I know I am pickier than most, but sheesh.
Allyson - Mar 10, 2005 12:31:46 pm PST #6024 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
and usually after 20 minutes talking with an 18 y.o. I have rolled my eyes so hard they've fallen out of my head.
See, that's your problem. It's not about talking.
Dana - Mar 10, 2005 12:32:31 pm PST #6025 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Homework is finished with time to spare. Clearly, I must reward myself with ice cream. Right? Insanely over-priced Ben-and-Jerry's store down the road? Or possibly Marble Slab sundae?
Nutty - Mar 10, 2005 12:34:02 pm PST #6026 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
But, like, they have to talk eventually, right?
Also, if I am any example, your average adult does not learn to do the dishes until at least age 30. Possibly later; I'll let you know when it happens.
It's only in the past year that I have reconciled myself to a semi-regular schedule of vacuuming up cat litter.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 10, 2005 12:34:57 pm PST #6027 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Who is BW again? I must have skipped and skimmed, but the only BW I know is Bradley Witford, and I am fairly sure that he is not dating Linsay Lohan (I think this is the LL)
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 12:35:34 pm PST #6028 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am only 11 years older than 18, and usually after 20 minutes talking with an 18 y.o. I have rolled my eyes so hard they've fallen out of my head.
At only 11 years older than 18, I found myself more than capable of having hours-long conversations with people as dramatically young as sixteen years old. Without compromising my ability to have lengthy conversations with people as old as 50. It's a gift I have.
Allyson's plan of not talking worked with both age groups too.