If turtles can play the piccolo, then anyone with with cowboy boots can join the kite-flying club.
t /flashback to 7th grade
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Mar 10, 2005 7:18:21 am PST #5855 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Nilly - Mar 10, 2005 7:19:03 am PST #5856 of 10002
Swouncing
So what you're saying is, if you cannot fly, then you don't have proof of who you are?
This looks like much more fun than "thinking" as proof of "am-ing" (I just wanted to write "aming" in a sentence).
There's a really nice paradox with this "if X then Y" equaling (I don't know the clever words -t uses) "if NOT Y than NOT X". It involves the things you need for confirming the hypothesis in both its phrasings - the Ravens Paradox
amych - Mar 10, 2005 7:22:15 am PST #5857 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
This looks like much more fun than "thinking" as proof of "am-ing" (I just wanted to write "aming" in a sentence).
Isn't it?
sarameg - Mar 10, 2005 7:25:48 am PST #5858 of 10002
The explaination he gave for this is that when cars are stolen, they are stripped for parts.
Along the border, certain makes and models are particularly hot for parts. Of course, I can't recall which. There's one type that isn't as tempting because there is a parts factory down in Mexico. Of course, there's always the chance you car will get stolen and have a new paint job and plates within 90 minutes. Hey, and maybe a Juarez cop will be driving it!
bon bon - Mar 10, 2005 7:30:35 am PST #5859 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
The explaination he gave for this is that when cars are stolen, they are stripped for parts. There is a huge secondary market for Honda parts. People who own more expensive cars like BMWs almost exclusively get their cars serviced with their dealers, and BMW won't sell parts to anyone except the dealers, and hence the secondary market for BMW parts is nonexistent.
Hondas & toyotas are not only popular, they simply don't get junked or break down as often. I couldn't find a master power control for my 88 Camry for two years, and would have stolen one myself to get my window down.
-t - Mar 10, 2005 7:34:52 am PST #5860 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
"Congruent" means "is equivalent to" or "is identical to", Nilly. I'm not completely sure I'm using it right, to be honest, but the phrasing sprang to mind as if that was how I was taught it.
Allyson - Mar 10, 2005 7:37:36 am PST #5861 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I also want one of these.
Heh. I just sent one to Tim to cheer him.
juliana - Mar 10, 2005 7:38:03 am PST #5862 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Snerk.
The Manolo, he is very wise:
This, it is one of the things the Manolo he loves about the blogging, the community of the peoples who can together solve the problems, or at least talk the problems into the the ground.
msbelle - Mar 10, 2005 7:38:41 am PST #5863 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
nothing sounds good for lunch. ok not true, a giant cup of swirled peanut butter and chocolate frozen yogurt sounds great, but that's not an option.
DavidS - Mar 10, 2005 7:40:35 am PST #5864 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In trying to avoid hurting her, I took a header onto the sidewalk and now have a swollen lip, a bruised nose and a scraped-up hand. Also skinned both knees. I am just happy I didn't break anything or chip a tooth.
Just in time for my visit! I promise not to touch your nose.