Would it decapitate, or just multiply stab?
I think it'd decapitate if it fell in big enough pieces.
Of course, the victim would have to be bending over, or the glass would have to be sailing sideways due to wind and/or aerodynamics.
I didn't create the troll. I didn't date the troll. In fact I hate the troll. I helped deflate the troll-- All done.
Willow ,'Potential'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 09, 2005 7:47:55 am PST #5478 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Mar 09, 2005 7:48:34 am PST #5479 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
That....doesn't really sell me on it.
Yeah, me neither. I keep hearing about how good it is, but none of the specifics have made me want to try it.
Lyra Jane - Mar 09, 2005 7:54:05 am PST #5480 of 10002
Up with the sun
Even if it's the bestest drinking chocolate imaginable, I don't think I enjoy *any* hot beverages 400 calories worth. Give me my chocolate solid, please.
Sean K - Mar 09, 2005 7:56:25 am PST #5481 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I really MUST try that Chantico soon.
t looks askance at weirdos Teppy and Jess
TAR:
Re Rob "lying".... maybe I'm just being over-pedantic, but I didn't think he was lying per se (unless I missed something, which is possible).
What was really cracking me up about that was everybody else getting bent out of shape about it, leaving me wondering why they thought they were on the "Everybody's Nice to Each Other and Fairness Abounds" game, and not TAR.
§ ita § - Mar 09, 2005 7:57:34 am PST #5482 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That....doesn't really sell me on it.
Do you like chocolate? Deep chocolate? Do you love chocolate? Find yourself craving it in quiet moments?
Because to me, every description has read as "alternate medium of chocolate delivery" and that's all the pitch I need.
I'm just way too lazy to go into an actual Starbucks and get one.
I was pretty close on Sunday, though.
sarameg - Mar 09, 2005 8:00:54 am PST #5483 of 10002
I'm pretty certain I will never try Chantico ever.
Dear god, why have I been sitting here for 4 hours trying to figure out this pia problem that would have not been a problem if people would just use logic? It's evil.
bon bon - Mar 09, 2005 8:10:23 am PST #5484 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Chantico was just the kind of pick-me-up I needed at 4 pm. Not the Best! Chocolate! Ever! (That would be Zingerman's hot cocoa cake) but a welcome change from my usual peanut (uh, can't figure out how to spell eminems). Just something new to try.
In related commentary, gatorade is also the perfect thing for a hangover, and does mask vodka quite cheaply.
§ ita § - Mar 09, 2005 8:12:21 am PST #5485 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That would be Zingerman's hot cocoa cake
That's some fucking good chocolate.
Unrelatedly, I love unexpected swearing from other people. A pretty demure co-worker just stood at our printer with a piece of paper in his hand, a pissed-off look on his face yelling "Who the hell did this?" over and over.
Comedy gold.
Jesse - Mar 09, 2005 8:12:34 am PST #5486 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Vodka doesn't need to be masked! It can be enhanced, or complemented, but masked?!?
PS: M&Ms
DavidS - Mar 09, 2005 8:13:09 am PST #5487 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That....doesn't really sell me on it.
Hence my non-career in marketing.
uh, can't figure out how to spell eminems
M&Ms. But I prefer your way. Because I like to think of him as Peanut.