Once I saw a band named Camel Toe. It was at a small club, and at one point they took a break and baked pork and beans for everyone.
So now my brain has an unfortunate camel-toe/pork-and-beans association.
Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2005 11:20:31 am PST #5176 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Mar 08, 2005 11:20:34 am PST #5177 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You'd think I'd have enough sense to stay out of work feuds, wouldn't you?
I hope this ends well.
Jesse - Mar 08, 2005 11:21:43 am PST #5178 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yay! Wifey # 1!
And Hubby #1 as well, no?
Lee - Mar 08, 2005 11:22:11 am PST #5179 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I don't suppose you guys can be moved in by the end of next week, could you?
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2005 11:23:00 am PST #5180 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh aureila, I know someone who had to respond to that train suicide a few weeks back. (He had to prepare things so the FD could remove the body.) Apparently she hid underneath the platform and then crawled out in front of the train.
aurelia - Mar 08, 2005 11:25:59 am PST #5181 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Really? I heard that people saw her jump. Either way, ew.
Lee - Mar 08, 2005 11:26:49 am PST #5182 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Is that like a line dance?
But with more genitalia.
Line Dancers don't have genitalia?
§ ita § - Mar 08, 2005 11:28:18 am PST #5183 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Line Dancers don't have genitalia?
I've never seen genitalia during line dancing. Is this another freakish deprivation?
::makes note not to go with line dancing with Lee::
NoiseDesign - Mar 08, 2005 11:29:51 am PST #5184 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
I've never seen genitalia during line dancing. Is this another freakish deprivation?
I need the brain bleach.
Steph L. - Mar 08, 2005 11:30:39 am PST #5185 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
