WET BAR!!!!
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 08, 2005 11:03:47 am PST #5162 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2005 11:08:27 am PST #5163 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Anyone in Chicago a) have a sugardaddy/sugarmomma and b)need a place to live:
I don't need no sugardaddy/sugarmomma to live there. I just need to marry three or four people and then we'll split the rent....
Dana - Mar 08, 2005 11:09:01 am PST #5164 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I just need to marry three or four people and then we'll split the rent....
I volunteer.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2005 11:10:27 am PST #5165 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I volunteer.
Yay! Wifey # 1!
Kathy A - Mar 08, 2005 11:11:52 am PST #5166 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I'll join up to get into that place (dibs on the parking spot, though!).
§ ita § - Mar 08, 2005 11:13:08 am PST #5167 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is it going to be a line marriage?
NoiseDesign - Mar 08, 2005 11:13:36 am PST #5168 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
Is that like a line dance?
§ ita § - Mar 08, 2005 11:14:03 am PST #5169 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But with more genitalia.
aurelia - Mar 08, 2005 11:14:54 am PST #5170 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
If the parking spot is already taken I'm gonna have to pass. Sorry.
Aims - Mar 08, 2005 11:14:56 am PST #5171 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
On AFV last week, there was a video of two women, doing a line dance with a camel. The host called it "The Camel Toe Two Step". Joe and I died laughing.