I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Mar 07, 2005 12:11:09 pm PST #4880 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Me!! Me!!!


Lee - Mar 07, 2005 12:11:57 pm PST #4881 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Ooh, I like that one better, Betsy.

ita brought me tamarind balls yesterday, though, so I think the cupcakes might be pushing it for me.


§ ita § - Mar 07, 2005 12:12:33 pm PST #4882 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have no pie.

And I'm hoarding the cupcakes (with ganache) anyway.

Mmm. Ganache.


Betsy HP - Mar 07, 2005 12:13:29 pm PST #4883 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Poor little soprano tamarinds.


kat perez - Mar 07, 2005 12:14:36 pm PST #4884 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I have no pie.

Saddest statement in the world. I have been craving pecan pie since yesterday.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 07, 2005 12:18:45 pm PST #4885 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

There's a downside to those ultra-thin flat LCD televisions, though. Mine only weighs about 30 pounds, which means it teeters alarmingly every time I brush its stand or cables on the way to my coat closet. Whereas my ancient Zenith, crappy though it may have been, required support furniture sturdy enough that a linebacker would have had trouble knocking it over intentionally.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 07, 2005 12:19:46 pm PST #4886 of 10002
What is even happening?

I'm an only child. I had to make my own fun.
Ah HA! Me too.

MY PEOPLE!

I'm sorry, Cindy. That earworm is my fault. I... don't really have an excuse.

I suppose you owed it to me Alibelle, after I linked the reverse game, but Whitney? Where'd you dig her up?


DavidS - Mar 07, 2005 12:20:22 pm PST #4887 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My lunch was not good.

Mine was excellent. Slanted Door now has a takeout counter in the Ferry Building. It's ridiculous how many kinds of good food I can have within a three block radius.


Vortex - Mar 07, 2005 12:23:49 pm PST #4888 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

And the thought of my plus-sized ass in those panties!

amen


msbelle - Mar 07, 2005 12:24:45 pm PST #4889 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

my crazy idea of the day is:

since it is nice outside for the first time in ever, I think I will go home shortly, put on exercise clothes and go for a long walk.

Dear endorphins,

Please come out to play.

love, me