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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
By any chance, have either of you had at least one ancestor die of pneumonia contracted while watching a ginormous fire? *cough* I'm just asking randomly, of course. *cough*
Mmm, ginormous fire. .
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Oh wait...was there a question I was supposed to be answering?
The main reason Pete has to either be distracted or not in the house when I try this is that I'm pretty sure I'll end up with a flaming marshmallow onna stick, and Pete knows that my instinctual reaction, when holding anything flaming onna stick, is to spin around and go "Wheeeeee!"
I know what would stop that reaction: your first burn scar from airborne molten flaming marshmallow. Just say no to spinning with flamey things.
I know what would stop that reaction: your first burn scar from airborne molten flaming marshmallow. Just say no to spinning with flamey things.
Yeah, but you can also get a burn scar from a poptart. Would you rather live a life of quiet desperation, or spin with flamey things?
Just say no to spinning with flamey things.
But but but ... sparklers! You're supposed to spin around if you're holding sparklers in your outstreched hands. It's one of the laws of the universe.
t scratches "go camping with Jilli" off to-do list
You know what? If you have a PDA set to give audible alerts so you won't forget something, it is only going to work if you are physically near the PDA.
My officemate's pda is stuttering out uh-ohs. And he's not here.
I wonder if it would scream if I threw it out the window?
t makes notes to pack sparklers if ever visiting Jilli in Seattle
t Goes and stands in Pete's corner...
Scratches "go camping" off to-do list. Pencils in "Invite Jilli to spin around with sparkly, flame-y objects."
But but but ... sparklers! You're supposed to spin around if you're holding sparklers in your outstreched hands. It's one of the laws of the universe.
Nonsense. You're supposed to race your brother around the house (in bare feet, of course), trying to get all the way around before the sparkler goes out. Bonus points if you manage to trip your brother so that he's sure to lose.