Skipping and skimming is very stressful when you people are talking about Monk.
Yes! Ohmigod! Someone's blondie bear's a twenty-question genius!
Harmony ,'Help'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Mar 07, 2005 7:28:26 am PST #4746 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Calli - Mar 07, 2005 7:34:39 am PST #4747 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Every once in a while, when I'm having an attack of the Uglies, I remind myself that I'm Clinton's demographic: smart and chubby. And then I feel better.
I hadn't considered this. Huh. Now I feel better too, since I'm also in that group. OK, I'd rather have the Big Dawg discuss policy with me than fool around with him. But as former (or current) presidents go, he's the one with whom I'd be most willing to fool around.
Lee - Mar 07, 2005 7:34:47 am PST #4748 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Ugh, ita. I hope you can sleep more. I think I have you beat, since my next freeish weekend is April 30th, but two of those weekends are vacation weekends, so I'm not sure it counts. Oddly, I am sleeping well, maybe too well.
Betsy HP - Mar 07, 2005 7:35:12 am PST #4749 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
The Abstinence-Committed Bear. Who knew teddy bears had sex?
tommyrot - Mar 07, 2005 7:36:33 am PST #4750 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It's fucking green! No teady bear would want to fuck that.
Lee - Mar 07, 2005 7:41:52 am PST #4751 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I have work to do, I know I do. Not sure it's going to get done though.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 07, 2005 7:47:30 am PST #4752 of 10002
What is even happening?
Me, too. Every once in a while, when I'm having an attack of the Uglies, I remind myself that I'm Clinton's demographic: smart and chubby. And then I feel better. No, seriously.
Me, too. Then, I start thinking I'm not smart enough for him. Then I remember few are. Then I console myself that I *am* smart enough to dry clean my dresses when they're in need of it.
Jessica - Mar 07, 2005 7:50:10 am PST #4753 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jessica - Mar 07, 2005 7:53:08 am PST #4754 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
And...Robot Manequins that spy on you:
The mannequin moving in the store window is no longer a fantasy. A Japanese firm has developed a mannequin robot that can strike a pose for customers - and spy on who they are and what they're buying.
"Mannequins have been static but this will pose for the nearest person by sensing his or her position," robot designer Tatsuya Matsui told a news conference.
"It makes the product the mannequin wears look more attractive, increasing consumers' appetite to buy," said Matsui, who heads Flower Robotics Inc.
If by "attractive" they mean "incredibly creepy" and by "appetite to buy," they mean "likelihood to run screaming from the store."
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2005 7:53:26 am PST #4755 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Have I been misunderstanding the definition of kosher this whole time?