Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nilly - Feb 23, 2005 7:55:59 am PST #463 of 10002
Swouncing

Did you see the part where I am changing jobs and moving to Palo Alto?

No, I didn't! Congratulations! When? When did that happen? Does that mean you have to move? Details, please.


Lyra Jane - Feb 23, 2005 7:57:44 am PST #464 of 10002
Up with the sun

I'm boggled by tommyrot's link -- both by the idea Koko has a sordid nipple fetish, and by the fact some of her keepers apparently decided to indulge it. I mean, even with a cat you can say, "just because you want it doesn't mean you're going to get it," so I'm sure a gorilla with a thousand-word vocabulary would grasp the concept. (if not the nipples.)


§ ita § - Feb 23, 2005 7:59:36 am PST #465 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm sure a gorilla with a thousand-word vocabulary would grasp the concept. (if not the nipples.)

I needed to see that again ...


Jesse - Feb 23, 2005 8:01:16 am PST #466 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Somehow I doubt it's actually Koko with the nipple fetish.


Lyra Jane - Feb 23, 2005 8:05:02 am PST #467 of 10002
Up with the sun

Somehow I doubt it's actually Koko with the nipple fetish.

You're probably right, but the idea of a gorilla signing "show me your tits" like a drunken Gallaudet frat boy is comedy GOLD.

(I don't think sexual harassment is funny, of course, but I can bend that a little if it involves an ape.)


§ ita § - Feb 23, 2005 8:07:29 am PST #468 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't think sexual harassment is funny, of course, but I can bend that a little if it involves an ape.

And I need to see this again too...

The topic just begs for out of context quotations and strange qualification.


Jesse - Feb 23, 2005 8:08:47 am PST #469 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, so I just went to an online ASL dictionary [link] and the sign for nipple seems pretty precise for a gorilla. Maybe Koko was doing Isaac Your Bartender, not nipples?


tommyrot - Feb 23, 2005 8:17:14 am PST #470 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"There's a history with this nipple thing," he said, leafing through the transcript and pointing out the word "nipple" -- which he'd highlighted in pink -- each time it appeared.

Is it just me, or is the fact that the guy used a pink highlighter for this a little weird?

The suit says the two women, who never did undress, also worked unpaid overtime and faced unsanitary conditions, including gorilla urine stored in the refrigerator where they kept their lunches, rodents in the food preparation area and exposed wires.

I wonder if gorilla urine smells as bad as wombat urine. Is ND around? </Bitches reference>


Lee - Feb 23, 2005 8:19:30 am PST #471 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

now, if we'll ever remember to bring the tape? separate issue.

Heh. I keep forgetting I don't have a working vcr. Neber mind, but thanks!

When? When did that happen? Does that mean you have to move? Details, please.

I interviewed a week ago monday (the 14th), got offered the job that Thursday, and accepted it on Monday. I will need to move, since Palo Alto is just outside of San Francisco. I start there April 18th if I can, April 25th if not. Meep.


§ ita § - Feb 23, 2005 8:31:50 am PST #472 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

More on NJ suing Blockbuster for fraud.