It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Mar 04, 2005 9:27:40 am PST #4079 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Heather: New Orleans, clothes, bars

juliana: theater, androgyny, Alaska

People don't have to be assigned areas, they just have them.


Pix - Mar 04, 2005 9:27:52 am PST #4080 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Hec and Maria are so going to get a smackdown.

Promise?

...don't make the lingerie match joke don't make the lingerie match joke don't make the lingerie match joke...


Maria - Mar 04, 2005 9:27:59 am PST #4081 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Me too.

juliana has long-distance running, stage direction, and recovering from facial trauma.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 04, 2005 9:28:10 am PST #4082 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Tim killed the love that should never have dared speak its name [CordyandAngle 4EVA].

He was the one responsible for that? I owe him a fruit basket. Or, possibly, my hypothetical firstborn child.

I'm saddened that we must add romance to the list of things the French just don't get, alongside comedy.

If you call up and I tell you this is a business, let it go at that, and do not ask if I'm Mrs. Boss.

You should have told her that you were his mistress.


Daisy Jane - Mar 04, 2005 9:28:39 am PST #4083 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And I think Heather should go home early.

Seriously. I had to relayout our whole promotional booklet, and had to do it in Word because we haven't gotten iWork like I suggested over, oh I don't know, 6 months ago.


Daisy Jane - Mar 04, 2005 9:32:20 am PST #4084 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yay! I have an area! Multiple areas even! Though as an expert in getting along with your exes, I feel I should point out that not only sometimes can't you, sometimes you shouldn't. (I won't name names, but guy whose name starts with an R and rhymes with Con, I'm looking at you)

I'm going to run and get lunch real fast.


shrift - Mar 04, 2005 9:33:11 am PST #4085 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Slash and slounging. Also alcohol.

Okay, I'll give you slounging, but I haven't been around long enough to be a "true expert" on slash, and I only have twelve years practical experience with teh booze.

Of course, I'm feeling very contrary right now because I have to write, and therefore I don't want to.

You can't fight the power.

Help, help, I'm being oppressed!


Aims - Mar 04, 2005 9:34:12 am PST #4086 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

pout


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 04, 2005 9:34:42 am PST #4087 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I only have twelve years practical experience with teh booze.

It's not the years, it's the proofage!


Maria - Mar 04, 2005 9:35:03 am PST #4088 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I only have twelve years practical experience with teh booze.

It's not the quantity, it's the quality. Guiness rates higher than Mad Dog 20/20. IJS.