Tracy: 'When you can't run, you crawl... and when you can't crawl, when you can't do that--' Zoe: 'You find someone to carry you.'

'The Message'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Mar 04, 2005 7:44:56 am PST #3942 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Aw, there have been many nights where I have had to distract Dana from the Late Husband Who Forgets to Call.

I was bad. It was thoughtless and I have mea-ed and culpa-ed.

However, I have to say the conversation at the Zam Zam was ridiculously engaging. If you had put it in a movie, people would say, "I've been going to bars for twenty years and nobody talks like that. This is bullshit by somebody who's obviously never been in a bar."

I had stopped by because I knew the bartender Josh was working there on Thursday night. The last time I saw him (about a month ago) we had talked about Russian literature and Mahler and critical theory. Anyway, I knew JZ was working late so I swung by and was hanging out until he came on his shift change.

So I'm chatting with some regulars and enjoying my Saphire martini, and all of a sudden an interesting pile of people arrive. I don't even get to talk to the women at the end of the bar from Ohio who played fiddle and loved Magnetic Fields. Which was not a problem, because the woman next to me (from New Jersey) turned out to be a big Virginia Woolf fan, and then we also talked about our favorite things to do in Paris. (Because Josh the bartender was going there on his honeymoon in August. Paris, Berlin, Zurich - sounded like a Gus kind of trip.)

Then the nice, interesting New Jersey woman left, and a British woman named Georgia sat down and we were talking about the band Pavement. Which turned into a discussion about Nietsczhe. At some point there were references to Bob Wills and western swing as well.

And that was all before Josh's professor in critical theory at SF State dropped by. So then I talked to the professor (Sara) and her wife (Didi - French) for several hours. Sara mentioned she was teaching a course in 19th century popular fiction with a focus on the development of the mystery.

I said, "Oh, like...uh...Wilkie Collins and The Moonstone."
And she held up her Penguin edition of The Moonstone.

Then it turned out they were both big Buffy fans, who had missed several seasons of Angel, except they watched the Angel finale. So I had to fill them in.

Then it turned out that she had almost taken a teaching job at my alma mater, Kenyon College, so we had to talk about that.

Then it turned out they were thinking about having a child, so we had to talk about that.

I swear I had my last of three martinis at about 8:30, but I think it punched a hole in the space/time continuum. or possibly it impaired my judgement.

Which is not to rationalize my bad behavior, simply to note how seductive the siren lure of thoughtless self-indulgence was last night.


Vortex - Mar 04, 2005 7:45:17 am PST #3943 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Having read the thread through, I now want a grilled cheese sandwich very badly. unfortunatley, the local carryout does not seem to offer one. Bother.


msbelle - Mar 04, 2005 7:48:27 am PST #3944 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I need to eat. Nothing sounds good. should I BK?


Lee - Mar 04, 2005 7:48:46 am PST #3945 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Health-ma to you, Kat.


Jesse - Mar 04, 2005 7:50:36 am PST #3946 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I need to eat. Nothing sounds good. should I BK?

If only I had seen this post before I ordered my own stupid lunch -- I would have met you at BK!


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2005 7:50:42 am PST #3947 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I need to eat. Nothing sounds good. should I BK?

I'm in the same dilema, except I've decided not to BK. Maybe I'll hit Quiznos.


Jesse - Mar 04, 2005 7:53:56 am PST #3948 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

David, allow me to say only this: What, they don't have phones in the bar??


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2005 7:54:25 am PST #3949 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think I'm doing Quiznos myself.

I've spent way too much time this morning overhearing people obsess over how their jobs will be lost to India. It seems to be a really prevalent paranoia here.

*My* job's not in much jeopardy, since it's all about the face time, and I'm an immigrant in IT anyway. Part of me bristles at the xenopobia that seems to be bubbling underneath, but they are talking about their careers here.


msbelle - Mar 04, 2005 7:56:14 am PST #3950 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

there is no Quiznos near me.

meeting me at BK would be a trek for you.

I am having dinner at the Oyseter Bar tonight so I feel like I shouldn't ruin my appetite, but I don't really have an appetite while sick, so....

once again, my lack of people to do things for me irks. why must I get my own food?


DavidS - Mar 04, 2005 7:58:51 am PST #3951 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

David, allow me to say only this: What, they don't have phones in the bar??

This bar did not, actually. It's tiny and old, and I think the old fashioned booth they used to have for a payphone, is now a storage closet. Nor do I have a cell phone. Again, not an excuse, but it was a situation that getting up to leave and find a cell phone meant that I was just going home anyway.