Because you're here, sweetie.
Oh, right. Crap.
Spike ,'Get It Done'
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Because you're here, sweetie.
Oh, right. Crap.
Oh thank you. I was really confused and beginning to think that Zima had somehow gotten cool when I wasn't paying attention. Which, I'll admit, is often.
Me, too.
I've never had Zima. I've never been to Zuma. I have had Moxie. I like Moxie, in the sort of way one likes villains.
I've never had Moxie, but I sure do have moxie. I keep it next to my spunkiness.
Gosh darn it.
Jane E. named Zima.
How cool is that? A woman of many talents!
The girls at the table next to me? Need to stop saying every sentence? As if it's a question? You know? Or at the least? Need to stop asking their statements less loudly?
They do that? Still? Are they high? Or just 15? Jeeze?
I think they're in college? I can't be sure? But it sounds like their dating disasters happened in a dorm? And OMG? Can you believe how stupid everyone else in the world is? Because really? So stupid?
Like? Oh my gawd? Did you see how CUH-YOOT he was?
And then? He broke her heart? And it was like, totally unexpected? And last night? She was going through pictures? And she cried a little? But she doesn't think that it's really hit her yet?
please kill me now
It like, it's like listening to that commercial? The one with the fat middle age guy and the leather bustier?