See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.

Oz ,'First Date'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Mar 02, 2005 2:18:27 pm PST #3523 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I worked at a Lancome counter for a while, and there were some true scary chicks who worked in that department. There was one woman who trowled on makeup over her leathery tan skin. It was horrifying. I mean, she just piled it on -- loads of wrong color base, enough powder to pile in her pores, dark obvious lipliner and Morticia Addams lipstick, crunchy high hair.

And she'd been there for like, 8 years.

She scared me.

OTOH, I have a couple of friends who work for Bobbi Brown and Clarins, and they are funfunfun people to play with makeup with, who just make to help people be pretty and feel good and look good.

And dude, free samples! Always good.


Aims - Mar 02, 2005 2:20:05 pm PST #3524 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

For the most part, the MAC women scare me, but the MAC guys are sooper nice.


Allyson - Mar 02, 2005 2:47:14 pm PST #3525 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Heh. I love craxy!Tim.


Kat - Mar 02, 2005 2:48:19 pm PST #3526 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Craxy!Tim.... bahahah...

How is Tim these days?


Allyson - Mar 02, 2005 2:55:50 pm PST #3527 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

He's happy and excited and nervous and worried and proud.

We should get the jaws-of-life and pry him out of the house for supper, soon.


Kat - Mar 02, 2005 2:59:31 pm PST #3528 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Yep. Warn him that we just might do that...if we can get past the gate.


Allyson - Mar 02, 2005 3:15:25 pm PST #3529 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

We can stand outside and make funny faces at the security camera and tell all the rich people coming out of the gate that we're friends of Tim until he either lets us in or calls the cops.


§ ita § - Mar 02, 2005 3:16:56 pm PST #3530 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Or we can dig tunnels, like in the movies.

I have a spoon.


Allyson - Mar 02, 2005 3:19:32 pm PST #3531 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Awesome! I figured he would have to come out for smokes sometime and we could carjack him at that point.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 02, 2005 5:29:13 pm PST #3532 of 10002
What is even happening?

Between the pumping and the nursing, I sometimes wonder if anything can harm them anymore.

At my baby shower, someone gave me bottles, and a nipple brush. I was planning on nursing, and dh was well aware of this. He thought the little wire nipple brush was for me.

He said it took him a couple of days to figure out if he wanted to know if I had to use it on myself, if the answer was yes.