Can we get a snarky mean guy who doesn't blubber every time the female protagonist is looking?

Well... no.

Colgate would hate it.

I want to learn to sing.

I'd like to teach the world to sing.

In perfect harmony.

But....I'll settle for buying the world a Coke.

Can we get a snarky mean guy who doesn't blubber every time the female protagonist is looking?

Everyone has a heart of gold, or a secret pain, and the snark is just a shell. Don't we all know people who are, I dunno, mean but funny but don't work at homeless shelters? Didn't have parents that put cigarettes out on their stomachs? Can't someone write one of those in an hour long show?

You can have a clone of my Logan.

I'm willing to settle. I will do this deal.

Sorry for the sucky days ita and Ali.

I want a Logan too.

But not the VM Logan if he's gonna cry. Too wet blankety.

Don't we all know people who are, I dunno, mean but funny but don't work at homeless shelters?

Clearly, yes. Is this ita-speak for "People like Kat"?

Everyone has a heart of gold, or a secret pain, and the snark is just a shell.

Don't we all know people who are, I dunno, mean but funny but don't work at homeless shelters? Didn't have parents that put cigarettes out on their stomachs?

Can't someone write one of those in an hour long show?

GAWD! ita is the real thing.

I swears it, I does.

But....I'll settle for buying the world a Coke.

Actually, now that you mention it, I am kind of thirsty.

But it would be fun to be that girl who walks down the street singing and handing people open bottles of Coke from the canvas bag at her side. Because she is just chock full of cool skills. Like not spilling several open bottles of Coke in a non-sturdy container. Which is a nifty skill.

Also, I still want a cupcake. Why am I so needy?

But I have nothing to add to the Gilmore Girls conversation.

Actually, I have very little to add that isn't all about ME ME ME.

that girl who walks down the street singing and handing people open bottles of Coke from the canvas bag at her side

Man, I loved that girl. The giggle? Totally great.

Okay, why am I craving Coke? I have a Coke like once a month. And never at night. Will go for water instead.

I need to logistic out tomorrow. I have to get to the gym before 6, leave the gym for work about 7 something, go from work (hopefully) to see an apartment and from there to krav. Which means I'm toting a lot of changes of clothes.

And that I have to go to bed right now!

I'd hope for Logan-influenced dreams, but I recently dreamt about Christian Bale -- that he was shorter than me. It was very upsetting, even after I woke up and checked IMDB. So actors must stay out of my dreams for now. It is treacherous in there.

Okay, I like Aly's new haircut and I liked Veronica's Vanilla Whore Barbie look. (Though her hair is getting suspiciously long. How the hell are we going to be able to tell the flashbacks if she has the same hair as she did Pre-Trauma?)