So there is something I can do, besides scream like a woman?

Wesley ,'Chosen'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2005 12:41:30 pm PST #3160 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hec, I'd be disappointed to think there wasn't stuff about hobbit porn out there. What else is the internet for? In the meanwhile, Official Elf Sex Info.

Defamer gossip about John Stamos:

The actor was asked by Jane magazine, "What's the worst you ever screwed someone over?" He answered: "[In the mid- '80s] I was in a band. I was playing somewhere in Finland, and there was a girl hanging around who was really drunk and interested in me. I wasn't into her, but my friend was.
So the girl came back to my hotel, and I turned the lights down, and we started making out. I said, 'Hold on a second, I've gotta go brush my teeth.' It was dark, I left the room, and I sent in my friend who looked like me. And she thought she was having sex with me, but she was really having sex with my friend."


Topic!Cindy - Mar 01, 2005 12:43:00 pm PST #3161 of 10002
What is even happening?

Ewwwwww.


shrift - Mar 01, 2005 12:48:17 pm PST #3162 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Tootsie Beal would be into weird fetish porn. Probably involving feet.

With her on-screen partner Flash Freud in Steel Butterfly.


JZ - Mar 01, 2005 12:56:04 pm PST #3163 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

::moves John Stamos to "So Skanky No Longer Human" column::

Oh, then I'm Buffy Ygnacio Valley.

Oh, you poor dear. But congratulations! t /fellow Contra Costa escapee


Vortex - Mar 01, 2005 1:02:02 pm PST #3164 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

you know, it's hard to decide how to feel about that. On the one hand, shitty thing to do. On the other hand, he was totally there for his boy.


Sheryl - Mar 01, 2005 1:02:59 pm PST #3165 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I have no idea what the name of the street a)the hospital I was born is or b) where my parents were living at that time.(We moved when i was 3 months old.)


-t - Mar 01, 2005 1:12:30 pm PST #3166 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

24: The tortiure this season has been strikingly unnecessry and fruitless. Whatsername just going back to work and being vital to the mission and all is just nonsensical. But whatever, I can ignore that. I thought the schizophrenic aughter storyline was nearly as bad as the mountain lion, so I was more grateful it was over than sorry for Erin. I really prefer for CTU operatives to have no personal lives - I don't want to know about Edgar's mom dying, or Erin's daughter. The only exception to this is Tony and Michelle, but I think that's because I was invested in each of them as part of CTU before they became personal backstory. And I ask President Palmer to come back every time I see him in an insurance commercial.

JZ, represent! I actually am quite fond of Contra Costa, but that may well be because I've never lived there for more than a couple of years at a time.


Betsy HP - Mar 01, 2005 1:17:48 pm PST #3167 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

We are all SO possessed. [link]


Ginger - Mar 01, 2005 1:18:16 pm PST #3168 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

24: Have they finished the nuclear storyline? I couldn't watch 24 while that was going on, because it was so completely unrelated to reality that it made my head explode. It was hard to get all that exploded head out of the carpet.


Hil R. - Mar 01, 2005 1:19:57 pm PST #3169 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Going by hospital street name, I'd be Kristy East 77th.

ION, I'd like the room to stop spinning now. This whole vertigo thing is no fun.