On the way back to Michigan, I had my first experience with a passenger not using caution when opening the overhead compartments, and his luggage fell on my head.

When I saw this, I had to mention the flight where the overhead bin above my head popped open as we were taking off.

Luckily, nothing fell out.

Goes to high-five Kristin. Slips on ice hiding under slush and pratfalls instead.

It's okay. I'm still down here from when I fell the first time it snowed. We can low-five.

Already hate Megan & Heidi, based mostly on their stupid headbands and Barbie hair.)

Yep, those headbands suck.

Jumping in, as usual. I saw the COMMs on porn star names. Is that the first Pet/street-you-grew-up-on version? If so, my porn star name is Ninja 24, which sounds way too much like the name of a really bad hacker to be of any use.

Mine is Scruffy Champlain. Or Whiskers Champlain. Either way it sounds pretty butch.

Mine is Skippy North. I think it may be a little overly perky for the situation.

If I can use any pet and street name, I could be Vauxhall Mia.

People do weird things with overhead bins. On one of my mom's flights, one man took down all the flight attendants' bags and demo kits, and put them on the floor because he wanted to store his bible in the overhead bin, and nothing was allowed to touch it. Somehow my mom refrained from even pointing out that unless his bible comes with a seat belt, it's going to slide, and therefore touch things, unless he chooses to hold it in his lap, or something.

Low-fives Kristin.

wallows in slush

cries at how cold Frank's hand is

Put some gloves on, man!