Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Mar 01, 2005 6:24:36 am PST #2948 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

this makes our breakfast of raspberries, bananas and bread & butter seem just...sad

Any breakfast that includes raspberries cannot be sad.

my parents had an electric skillet that we always made pancakes in. After about 30 years of use it finally died, and that's the only bad thing I have to say about it. It was also good for cooking pork chops with potatoes and cabbage.

A couple of Goth kids were arrested for threatening their classmates with a spell a few weeks ago in Louisiana. A magical spell.

I have neither been to a wedding shower nor had one myself, but my porn name is Buffy Degnan.


beth b - Mar 01, 2005 6:26:30 am PST #2949 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I have an cast iron griddle on my electric stove -- if I remember to turn it on early it does fairly well. However, my parents eletric griddle was better. I have not had breakfast yet.


Scrappy - Mar 01, 2005 6:29:11 am PST #2950 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Morning, peeps! Our Toyota 4-runner is running very smoothly today. Of course, this is after $575 worth of repair work yesterday. Dang, there goes our concert/new clothes budget for the next six months.


Ginger - Mar 01, 2005 6:29:25 am PST #2951 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My mother also used an electric skillet, which can be set for a temperature. She also used it for the best fried chicken ever.

My porn names are limited by the fact that my first pet was named for a radio station. Using all my pets and all my addresses, the best I can come up with is "Hustler Prospect."


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 01, 2005 6:30:38 am PST #2952 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

That's more like a want ad for the job description than the name of someone filling it.


Ginger - Mar 01, 2005 6:32:22 am PST #2953 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I named a dog for my college newspaper, the Vanderbilt Hustler. The Hustler started as a sports publication back in the 1880s, when hustling was still a good thing.


bon bon - Mar 01, 2005 6:32:48 am PST #2954 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Maybe it's just me, but it's weird seeing color photos of WWI. The color makes it seem more real....

Not just you. It's freaky.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2005 6:36:26 am PST #2955 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, if I can pick any pet name and any address:

Rodent University
Spock-Cat Jennifer
Tigress Church
Sammy 23rd
Foolish-Big-Eyed-Orange-Cat Hermitage

I blame the oddness of the cat names on the them being barn cats.


DXMachina - Mar 01, 2005 6:37:51 am PST #2956 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Not just you. It's freaky.

You sorta have to feel for the guy who is immortalized forever in what's probably the first ever color photo of a guy taking a whiz.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2005 6:39:06 am PST #2957 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not just you. It's freaky.

Were they retouched at all, I wonder? The colour is beautiful.