I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal 'cause you know he'll shoot it down for you. Tell me.

Wash ,'War Stories'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Feb 28, 2005 2:40:29 pm PST #2722 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think that my NUMBER ONE PET PEEVE about awards shows is seeing people posing for photos, walking down the red carpet, being interviewed, chomping on gum like a cow chewing it's cud.

Smokers. Also, all the interviews and talking and nervousness equals drymouth.


DavidS - Feb 28, 2005 2:40:38 pm PST #2723 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec, did you get my email very much earlier today?

No, ma'am. Nothing.

It's, like, eons until Friday, isn't it?

It's well beyond the horizon.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:46:25 pm PST #2724 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My family must not know they're white.

I wouldn't make any assumptions that the set of people that beat kids has no white people in it (from eye witnessing), but rather that the set of people that decries beating kids has few black people in it.

One of my krav instructors chewed gum through the entire class on Saturday. It was weird, because it made her seem so much more badassed. All "Walk and chew gum? What about KICK YOUR ASS and chew gum?"


Topic!Cindy - Feb 28, 2005 2:48:32 pm PST #2725 of 10002
What is even happening?

I wouldn't make any assumptions that the set of people that beat kids has no white people in it (from eye witnessing),
Neither would I.
but rather that the set of people that decries beating kids has few black people in it.
Even then. I know plenty of white people who are exactly sure that's what is wrong with these kids today--nobody's spanking them.


JZ - Feb 28, 2005 2:49:01 pm PST #2726 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Hec, how about now?

Fuck, this is bad. Not quite the end of the day Monday and I'm already just a hair away from homicidal workplace road rage. I'd like a do-over on the last dozen years of career choices, please.


Lysana - Feb 28, 2005 2:49:45 pm PST #2727 of 10002
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

Heh. My family must not know they're white.

Neither does mine. But I think being part-Irish at least used to be an excuse.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:50:28 pm PST #2728 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I know plenty of white people who are exactly sure that's what is wrong with these kids today--nobody's spanking them.

I'm quite specifically not saying anything about them. Merely, and without implication in other arenas, that you're unlikely to hear black women complaining about corporally punishing kids. The two sets are unrelated.

Manolo says, I am the Prince. You must bow in the presence of my funkaliciousness.


Lysana - Feb 28, 2005 2:50:43 pm PST #2729 of 10002
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

All "Walk and chew gum? What about KICK YOUR ASS and chew gum?"

Of course, the real time to worry is when she runs out.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:51:43 pm PST #2730 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Of course, the real time to worry is when she runs out.

"That was my Nicorette, bitch. Now I'm really going to have to hurt you."


JZ - Feb 28, 2005 2:53:20 pm PST #2731 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The Motorcycle Diaries songwriter genuflecting before Prince was just about my very favorite moment of the entire evening. I made Hec rewind the TiVo five or six times for that one.