Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:20:22 pm PST #2696 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

More than that though, I want my head not to be all hurty.

Absolutely. Anything that would prevent you from enjoying cupcakes, iffen you had them, is a bad thing.

As is pain, but the cupcakes thing is SERIOUS.

One of the many, many tragedies of my life is that I am no longer able to enjoy storebought predecorated birthday cakes.

I was born with that handicap. I've made peace.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:21:29 pm PST #2697 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Not only that, they tell stories. Blech.


Kat - Feb 28, 2005 2:21:31 pm PST #2698 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

The electric air freshners also use oil, instead of that weird gel stuff.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:22:37 pm PST #2699 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

All the good scent stories end up in me getting to eat something. I hope they factored that in.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:24:52 pm PST #2700 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

There's one that's all vanilla.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:25:55 pm PST #2701 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

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Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:26:28 pm PST #2702 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

You just know this puppy's going to be a collectible in 10 years.


Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 2:27:37 pm PST #2703 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I like grocery store sheet cakes. They are often moist and tasty and not too sweet, if you ignore the frosting.

There. I've said it.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:28:36 pm PST #2704 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Something about the idea is very pleasing to me -- but I fear the implementation.

They should do Thanksgiving Dinner, and Grandma's Kitchen. And then you could use them to torture people.

I have a grapefruit. I don't like grapefruits. Life is so wrong.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:28:51 pm PST #2705 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They are often moist and tasty and not too sweet, if you ignore the frosting.

SALTWHORE.