Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:20:22 pm PST #2696 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

More than that though, I want my head not to be all hurty.

Absolutely. Anything that would prevent you from enjoying cupcakes, iffen you had them, is a bad thing.

As is pain, but the cupcakes thing is SERIOUS.

One of the many, many tragedies of my life is that I am no longer able to enjoy storebought predecorated birthday cakes.

I was born with that handicap. I've made peace.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:21:29 pm PST #2697 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Not only that, they tell stories. Blech.


Kat - Feb 28, 2005 2:21:31 pm PST #2698 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

The electric air freshners also use oil, instead of that weird gel stuff.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:22:37 pm PST #2699 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

All the good scent stories end up in me getting to eat something. I hope they factored that in.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:24:52 pm PST #2700 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

There's one that's all vanilla.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:25:55 pm PST #2701 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

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Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 2:26:28 pm PST #2702 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

You just know this puppy's going to be a collectible in 10 years.


Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 2:27:37 pm PST #2703 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I like grocery store sheet cakes. They are often moist and tasty and not too sweet, if you ignore the frosting.

There. I've said it.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:28:36 pm PST #2704 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Something about the idea is very pleasing to me -- but I fear the implementation.

They should do Thanksgiving Dinner, and Grandma's Kitchen. And then you could use them to torture people.

I have a grapefruit. I don't like grapefruits. Life is so wrong.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 2:28:51 pm PST #2705 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They are often moist and tasty and not too sweet, if you ignore the frosting.

SALTWHORE.