The copier jammed. While trying to slide out the paper drawer, I overbalanced and fell straight back on my ass. In the process, I threw out my left arm to catch myself -- this would be the one with the bad shoulder joint.

Sadly, that's part and parcel of being inspired by my body.

Sorry.

Point out to the intern that the reason for an internship is to build work experience and references, and if she isn't there, she isn't building either.

I think I'll go be inspired by Michael Moore's body instead.

I knew we'd get a worse MJ pic than that. so disturbing.

it hasn't started snowing yet. I think I should take that as an omen to go to the Post Office. but what I would really like is for a minion to go run my errand for me.

what I would really like is for a minion to go run my errand for me.

Just as long as you don't shop at the same minion store as Lyra.

You want me to grade my time management skills? Oh no, no you don't.

A+!!!!!!

But am I asking too much to expect her to call in the morning if she won't get in?

No. You are expecting her, she should call. I hope she would call a friend if they had dinner plans, and she decided not to go.

it hasn't started snowing yet.

Yeah it has, but just a little bit.

It's just you.

Ah. Had forgotten about that photo. Or maybe just repressed it.

My body told me not to go to work today as well, though it wasn't as nice as ita's, since there was puking and pain instead of cupcakes and krav.

The copier jammed. While trying to slide out the paper drawer, I overbalanced and fell straight back on my ass. In the process, I threw out my left arm to catch myself -- this would be the one with the bad shoulder joint.

I cast out the spirit of Ginger from your body! Begone!

Crap. I have to go to Houston. I don't want to go to Houston.

Are there Buffistas in Houston?

eta: I just realized that I currently have no photo ID. So currently I can't fly.