Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 5:38:48 pm PST #2179 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Go Chris Rockm on scolding them for playing him off.


Kat - Feb 27, 2005 5:39:07 pm PST #2180 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

he was speaking so slowly.

Johnny? Why? Why? What is that thing beneath your neck?


Lysana - Feb 27, 2005 5:39:36 pm PST #2181 of 10002
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

Okay, Aquafina is off the list of safe drinks.

?

The Aquafina ad. "Drink our water and start hugging random strangers!" Um, no.


Lilty Cash - Feb 27, 2005 5:40:07 pm PST #2182 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Because he's Johnny and he just doesn't care. Thus, he needs to remind us that he just doesn't care by wearing ugly things.


Emily - Feb 27, 2005 5:40:28 pm PST #2183 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

And for the presenting-in-the-audience thing.

You know, if Chris Rock hadn't said those together, it probably wouldn't have occurred to me that Johnny Depp seems to be looking more and more like Prince.


Kat - Feb 27, 2005 5:40:54 pm PST #2184 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Or because he gets way more press for looking sort of, well, confused stylistically than he would if he came in black without the weird cravat thing.


Emily - Feb 27, 2005 5:40:59 pm PST #2185 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I love Johnny! I think he looks great! And also spoofy, somehow at the same time.


Lilty Cash - Feb 27, 2005 5:42:07 pm PST #2186 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Oh, in no way does Johnny's cravat make me love him less. It makes me want to see him give an acceptance speech. In a cravat. Maybe smoking a bubble pipe.


quester - Feb 27, 2005 5:42:08 pm PST #2187 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I missed Natalie on stage? What did i miss? I was gettng my laundry.


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 5:43:09 pm PST #2188 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Johnny never dresses himself quite well. But I give him points for sincerity and just plain .. Johnny. I just don't put those pictures up on any sites.

Okay, is that the same Oscar girl towering over John Travolta (who has too much hair. He should give some to, say, Jude Law)? They're getting bigger.

Scorsese's gonna win something -- see how fast he talks? Perfect recipient.