last time I complained about overacting in a Latino song (Marc Anthony), my sister rolled her eyes at my naivete.

Ah. Didn't know the conventions of the genre. Okay, never mind then.

But I will say, I liked his acting in the dream scene in Desperado. You know, the one where he walks down the bar with his guitar, knocks out a guy with it, and then nobody claps, and his imagined version of Bucho comes out and strikes a match off some guy's stubble, and...

oh, sorry. Filling time. You know, I'm not on board with this whole cut-down-to-the-waistline necklines. Ugly.

See, now, I was just going to say that Stamos still looks pretty good.

It's just nice to see a childhood favorite hold up is all. Especially when your other one was Patrick Swayze.

Natalie, please return your mommy's dress to its hangar. Wear clothes that fit YOU, not clothes you are drowning in.

Hello shiny dress and big 70s hair!

Is overacting an essential part of Latino singing?

It is in Marc Anthony's preferred genre. I don't have any idea if that's the same genre this is from, but I'm a lot more hesitant about pointing fingers now, because I just don't know enough.

Natalie Portman applauds them? Well then. That's just as good as winning something.

Natalie Portman doesn't walk well.

At one point, Banderas was supposed to be the lead in Phantom. DAYAMN.

Sorry, what category is this? Didn't we already have documentaries?

I dearly hope they give up this whole having people stand on the stage/sending presenters into the audience thing. I do not like it at all.

Stamos looks fine. It's the show that looks painful.

You know, I'm not on board with this whole cut-down-to-the-waistline necklines. Ugly.

I was tackier than that in my reaction. "Grow cleavage before you show cleavage."

Oh boy. They're gonna get played off.