Hey, I'm thinking about becoming a sex-toy party host. I think I'd be a good one. I wonder if the market is saturated.

If you do mail-order, I'll be a loyal customer.

Tom Scola: Thanks for the heads-up.

The server, she was hung.

ION: That blond dude is all wrong for our Rory.

The server, she was hung.

Coming on the heels of Teppy's comment on sex toys, all this made me think of is meara and drag kings. Y'all are corrupting me, that's all I gotta say!

Oh my Jilliest of Jilli's, I was actually responding to something...uh...Sean said. Yeah, about two days ago. That's what it was.

And I should believe this obviously transparent fib why?

I found a really cute suit, brown with pink dots!

But it's a maternity suit

Yeah, I just found that suit, too.

No one here thinks that blond guy is all kinds of cute, but is in no way the Marty of Rory's future?

AllysonH rocks.

But, we knew that.

That splendid (expensive) apartment is still available. I'm going to try looking at it tomorrow.

Yay! I hope you get it, they have awesome cable, and that you can talk them into lowering the price, and the entire thing turns out better than you could even hope.

I like buttercream AND Atlanta.

Rain.

There was a funnel cloud over Santa Monica. But I've been doing some minor complaining about my crappy hair, as well. I mean, not here, and I'm well aware of how horrible this rain is on SoCal, and the horrors of death and destruction far overshadow my hair. But it's not like I didn't notice my hair, either, so I guess I'm fair game to be made fun of.

And, speaking of risks -- the balance beam. IJS.

I competed balance beam.

Vanessa.

I remember her! She co-won nationals. I believe her last name is Adler. She was wonderful. I'd wondered where she had gone.

Hi, Burrell! Cutie, cute cute toddler story.

Pickles are icky.

VM: If he's in the witness protection program, why the fuck did he send her a postcard?

Tom S is ahead of me on the VM timeline.

However, I am prettier.

Nobody ever says anything about my hair. Even when I'm obviously fishing. And now it doesn't count if people do say stuff, because I had to say something first. And everyone knows that invalidates the compliment.

However, I don't care because I have a Buffistas What's Not to love? shoulder bag that is totally the cutest. And also a magnet. I totally did not realize what the Buffybot was doing in her action shot, however, and now I might need to take care where I take the bag. But whatever. It's so cute.

My feet are freezing. It is so insanely cold.

I think I will crash the other group's dance class. That sounds like fun.