This is the most absurdly staged Oscars ever.
It's very whiplashy. I can only imagine how much moreso if you were there and trying to track in person.
I'm not sure that Drew's dress is the Oscariest, but DAMN it's hot. She looks marvellous.
The King of Cups expects a picnic. But this is not his birthday!
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 4:04:34 pm PST #1914 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
JenP - Feb 27, 2005 4:04:55 pm PST #1915 of 10002
Hmmm. Drew doesn't look bad as a brunette, but I really, really prefer her with blonde hair.
OK, that's not what Beyonce was wearing before. Although, I think I like it anyway. I guess it's specifically for the performance.
Kat - Feb 27, 2005 4:04:58 pm PST #1916 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Someone should have worked on pronunciation with Beyonce.
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 4:05:44 pm PST #1917 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Someone should have worked on pronunciation with Beyonce.
Or on her eyeshadow. Both together are painful to the extreme.
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 4:06:01 pm PST #1918 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Some people just don't have the ear and can't pick up an accent no matter how hard they try.
Emily - Feb 27, 2005 4:06:06 pm PST #1919 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Are we sure Beyonce's human? She looks more... Drow-ish.
No, wait, I figured it out! She looks like the desert elves from Elfquest, the ones that had pointier eyes.
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 4:06:15 pm PST #1920 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I liked the eyeshadow; I thought it was gorgeous on her.
Kat - Feb 27, 2005 4:06:49 pm PST #1921 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I wanna see another full shot of Drew's dress.
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 4:06:53 pm PST #1922 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Blondie! Go Blondie!
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 4:07:20 pm PST #1923 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
However, there is no punk whatever in J.C. Penneys.