Pickle forks. Who needs 'em?
Poor weremonkey in despair. Me, I'm surfacing after a few days drowning in the desert and thousands of posts behind.
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JohnSweden - Feb 22, 2005 3:06:23 pm PST #174 of 10002
I can't even.
Strix - Feb 22, 2005 3:08:28 pm PST #175 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Poor Gus. Don't worry -- the convo will soon turn to using bondage tape on falling hems or something, and wardrobe will turn to porn.
Kat - Feb 22, 2005 3:09:37 pm PST #176 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh.
I should go skiing. Except the lifts aren't running and the roads probably suck. Since Friday, there's been 2.5 feet of snow. Lori and I should take Thursday and go ski. Seriously.
YAY SNOW!
Atropa - Feb 22, 2005 3:11:41 pm PST #177 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Poor Gus. Don't worry -- the convo will soon turn to using bondage tape on falling hems or something, and wardrobe will turn to porn.
Bondage tape doesn't work for holding up hems.
DavidS - Feb 22, 2005 3:16:48 pm PST #178 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Bondage tape doesn't work for holding up hems.
Don't think we didn't see that Little Miss Vanilla Ice Cream In A Silver Pimp Cup.
Gus - Feb 22, 2005 3:16:51 pm PST #179 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
t stands by for frock-coats-and-wimples porn
Alright. That was bait. Sad, cloture-centric bait.
No pickles, though. Points for no pickles.
Strix - Feb 22, 2005 3:17:52 pm PST #180 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Good to know. I've used staples before. (Er, not in bondage, FWIW.)
Hey, I'm thinking about becoming a sex-toy party host. I think I'd be a good one. I wonder if the market is saturated.
At least I'll know about bondage tape for sewing ER.
Atropa - Feb 22, 2005 3:18:31 pm PST #181 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Don't think we didn't see that Little Miss Vanilla Ice Cream In A Silver Pimp Cup.
Huh? Hecubot, my darling, why are you saying that to me?
Gus - Feb 22, 2005 3:25:52 pm PST #182 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Gilmore Girls is better than sex.
OK. That is a lie.
It is a close thing, though.
DXMachina - Feb 22, 2005 3:27:33 pm PST #183 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Gilmore Girls is better than sex.
You've been doing it wrong, then...