Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.

'Out Of Gas'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2005 6:26:53 am PST #1438 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Starsky is kinda hot in it, to be honest. Shame it wasn't a story with well-distributed tension.

Of course, I'm keeping recordings of them all. So if you want a Ferguson movie night, just holler, and bring the margarita mix.

Tangentially, if you image google "Colin Ferguson," the first two pictures are of the killer. The third is of his ass. It's disquieting.


Theodosia - Feb 26, 2005 6:43:46 am PST #1439 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I went out and spent $62 on groceries and household products like dishwasher detergent. Despite this, I'm undecided on what to eat now. On the other hand, at least I have a Sense of Accomplishment for the day and the weekend.


Nutty - Feb 26, 2005 6:47:03 am PST #1440 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

if you image google "Colin Ferguson," the first two pictures are of the killer. The third is of his ass.

Okay, wait, two killer (face) and then one actor (ass)? (You don't have to tell me if it's all killer, including ass.) Because, while I'm sure your Colin has a nice ass, I should think he'd want his face out there more prominently than his hindparts. Hm. I wonder if it's possible to promote one's images in the Google importance-ranking system?


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2005 6:53:33 am PST #1441 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

In the end (so to speak) actor!Colin's face is shown 6 times in the current search results, his ass once, and the killer!Colin's face three times. So he's doing okay.

Given that I once had someone I didn't know send me a picture of Colin's ass, I think it's an effective marketing tool. PLUS I get the joy of telling him he's on a site called celebdudes, in a directory called sexycelebs4. The important question -- how does he get to sexycelebs1?


Steph L. - Feb 26, 2005 6:54:47 am PST #1442 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Heh. I keep seeing the promo for the crazy social-climber movie that Colin's in, and all I can think is, "Well, I'm glad that *he's* getting work...."

There was a suicide bombing at a Tel Aviv nightclub. If I am correctly following the timeline, it occured Friday night, in Israel. I would think Nilly was safe at home.

When I heard about it yesterday, the first thing I thought was, "Nilly isn't a nightclub-type person, thank god."


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2005 6:55:08 am PST #1443 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

he's on a site called celebdudes, in a directory called sexycelebs4. The important question -- how does he get to sexycelebs1?

Hopefully, the answer does not involve the murder of sexycelebs....


Topic!Cindy - Feb 26, 2005 6:55:38 am PST #1444 of 10002
What is even happening?

If it involves an affair, either with JLo or Brit, he should stay in directory 4.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 26, 2005 6:56:23 am PST #1445 of 10002
What is even happening?

When I heard about it yesterday, the first thing I thought was, "Nilly isn't a nightclub-type person, thank god."

Plus, if it was Friday night in Israel when it happened, she wouldn't be out, right?


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2005 6:56:36 am PST #1446 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hopefully, the answer does not involve the murder of sexycelebs

But then he'd be actor!Colin AND killer!Colin -- it has an elegance to it.

If it involves an affair, either with JLo or Brit, he should stay in directory 4.

True. Maybe Pink?


Steph L. - Feb 26, 2005 6:56:41 am PST #1447 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And, ita, you may tell Colin that he set the high-water mark for me for the hotness of Coupling's Patrick. Because I saw the American version first, and while I love the British version, the British Patrick just doesn't come close to Colin.