He's even short like my friend was.
They're all short! Teeny tiny pocket people! Tiny!
Also GET OUT OF BED!!!!
I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Feb 24, 2005 5:22:34 pm PST #1067 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
sarameg - Feb 24, 2005 5:24:20 pm PST #1068 of 10002
They're all short! Teeny tiny pocket people! Tiny!
K is 5'8". Not tall, but slight. Or he was. But in school together, he was barely 5'2" for so long I got used to that.
sarameg - Feb 24, 2005 5:29:18 pm PST #1069 of 10002
Also? Still fucking snowing. And the plow just went by. Which means shovelling tomorrow.
Allyson - Feb 24, 2005 5:31:01 pm PST #1070 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
No problem on the flaking, ita. I got lots o' writing done.
My favorite bra's underwire snapped today, leaving me stabbed in the ribcage for my last two hours. I feel betrayed.
§ ita § - Feb 24, 2005 5:35:36 pm PST #1071 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Right. I need to buy more new bras too. So much to do. Weekend of the 5th? I'm thinking this weekend is no time to be in the area.
Do people own these? And hang them in their homes where they can peer down on them in the dark?
Steph L. - Feb 24, 2005 5:39:43 pm PST #1072 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Hey, I've gotten people up over the phone before. "ARE YOU UP? ARE YOU STANDING UP? ARE YOU OUT OF BED? STAND UP NOW. GO INTO THE OTHER ROOM. ARE YOU UP YET??"
Ah, you and Hec share that technique. And, having been rousted from bed via friendly-yet-persistent harangue, I can attest that it works, over the phone and everything.
Jesse - Feb 24, 2005 5:41:27 pm PST #1073 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's the only way to be sure. It's easy to talk on the phone for a second and still be asleep. "ARE YOUR FEET ON THE FLOOR? PUT YOUR FEET ON THE FLOOR!!!"
tommyrot - Feb 24, 2005 5:41:34 pm PST #1074 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do people own these? And hang them in their homes where they can peer down on them in the dark?
It'd be like having Pictures of the Damned hanging in your house. Exactly like that.
Allyson - Feb 24, 2005 5:42:22 pm PST #1075 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Weekend of the fifth is good, and since we're there, we can just go over to Victoria's Secret and get some Tyra's.
sarameg - Feb 24, 2005 5:42:46 pm PST #1076 of 10002
My bras usually decide to try and maim me by going for the armpit or sternum. Clearly not clever. Allyson, you should be proud you acquire clever bras.