I've been out of the abbey two days, I've beaten a lawman senseless, I've fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong.

Book ,'Serenity'


The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...  

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amych - Nov 02, 2007 12:52:04 pm PDT #9479 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The Great Gatsby

48,852, according to the Cambridge Critical Edition, which oughta know.

(Also, because this amuses me: if you google "Great Gatsby" and "word count", and then exclude "-essay" because you forgot to get rid of all the buy-a-term-paper-online sites at the first pass, the number you get is 50051, which seems remarkably close... even though it originates in a much-plagiarized Cracked Magazine rant about over-long Wikipedia entries. If you google "Great Gatsby" and 50051 to confirm the number, you'll find that it's the middle piece of the ISBN number of the only paperback edition that was available for many years.)


Daisy Jane - Nov 02, 2007 12:52:31 pm PDT #9480 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm listening to AmyLiz on this one since she's an author that I've, you know, actually heard of.


Toddson - Nov 02, 2007 12:52:38 pm PDT #9481 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Perhaps we should change the old adage to "them as can do, them as can't post nasty things in LJ about those who are trying".


Allyson - Nov 02, 2007 12:53:17 pm PDT #9482 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My book was very short at around 50k. And it took me a year to put that shit together. I don't know how deb does it. She can put 70k words together with one hand tied behind her back and the other petting a new kitten.


Amy - Nov 02, 2007 12:56:13 pm PDT #9483 of 10001
Because books.

Literary novels are a little different. There's more leeway there, lengthwise.

So are collections of essays, Allyson.

Publishing is a money-making endeavor, obviously. You calculate book printing and paper costs as well as what you can *charge* for a book. So a mass market publisher wants romances or mysteries or whatever to come in at a certain length, not only so they know how much it will cost to print them, but how much they can reasonably charge. You can't charge $7.99 for a 50,000 word novel.


Amy - Nov 02, 2007 1:08:22 pm PDT #9484 of 10001
Because books.

I didn't mean to kill the thread.

Um, books are good! Whatever length they are.


Rick - Nov 02, 2007 1:08:38 pm PDT #9485 of 10001

I’m intrigued with this fast-writing idea. Scientists work in much smaller chunks of simple, descriptive nonfiction, usually 2000-5000 words for a journal article. Nothing very deep. But perfectionism and self-doubt still make it hard for people to get started. So I’m wondering if it would work to get a group of graduate students together (and some faculty, as good models) and each agree to write an article in 72 hours. You wouldn’t have to worry that if it isn’t perfect because, really, no one could write a perfect article in 72 hours. If it sucks, it's probably because you were in such a rush, not because you suck. But now you have a draft, and that’s the hard part.


Amy - Nov 02, 2007 1:12:03 pm PDT #9486 of 10001
Because books.

But now you have a draft, and that’s the hard part.

Exactly.

Timed writing is usually a good thing. Of course, it's usually small bits, like ten minutes, but if you just *write* and don't worry about what you put down, at least you have something to work with.

::drags out tired truism, blows away dust::

You can't edit a blank page.


Allyson - Nov 02, 2007 1:12:41 pm PDT #9487 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It's true, I found that the rules for essay collections and non-fiction in general were sort of "wing it".


Laga - Nov 02, 2007 1:52:12 pm PDT #9488 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Some of the writing I've been most proud of came out of freewriting exercises. But so far my NaNo sucks so unbelievably bad. Or does that mean it sucks well? It's so good at sucking, I tell you what.