It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...  

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


erikaj - Aug 11, 2007 4:12:17 pm PDT #9249 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Not bad, newbie. Yeah, Connie, you write good fanfics. And even the worst story is better than the best bomb. Or so I tell myself when I'm all "You're boring, played out and have stupid hair." about myself.


erikaj - Aug 11, 2007 4:12:19 pm PDT #9250 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Susan W. - Aug 11, 2007 5:50:19 pm PDT #9251 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Flitting in briefly from slow dial-up land for more Name That Character. In this case urgent, since Sergeant Nameless is a key player in the next scene I'm planning to write:

Is my crusty, ugly, bad-ass, somewhat criminal but more or less on the side of the angels sergeant Davey Bacon, Davey Baines, or Davey Ball?


amych - Aug 11, 2007 5:51:14 pm PDT #9252 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Davey Ball


DebetEsse - Aug 11, 2007 5:51:59 pm PDT #9253 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

My gut reaction is Bacon, and, given that I've just had chocolate pudding to appease the inner food gods, I think that's not because of the yum.


Laga - Aug 11, 2007 5:53:58 pm PDT #9254 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Davey Ball has a nice ring to it but he would have been teased mercilessly as a child.


Susan W. - Aug 11, 2007 6:03:20 pm PDT #9255 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I like Ball, but I'm afraid it's too punny on a variety of levels. But sometimes punny isn't such a bad thing, and it *is* a real name, so I waffle undecidedly.


erikaj - Aug 11, 2007 6:05:15 pm PDT #9256 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

If you like the pun, and he makes life hard on people, maybe Baines is better.


Zenkitty - Aug 11, 2007 6:24:32 pm PDT #9257 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'd go with Baines.


Susan W. - Aug 12, 2007 5:18:22 am PDT #9258 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I tried Baines last night, but I may switch to Bacon or Ball after all--I'd forgotten my vow never to give a character a name ending in "s" again. The possessive forms annoy me that much--Baines' looks wrong, because there's only one of him, but Baines's looks awkward. Maybe I'll go back to that Yorkshire surname list and see if Baine or Bain can be a name by itself, because it *does* suit the character...

ETA--and Bain it is.