Go ahead, laugh. I will be, because I'm going to get very, very drunk to write this.
Your name could be on it.
Hush, you. Clearly, I'd only write that under a pseudonym!
Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?
Xander ,'Get It Done'
The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...
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Amy - Sep 26, 2006 11:55:18 am PDT #8358 of 10001
Because books.
Ginger - Sep 26, 2006 11:58:08 am PDT #8359 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Hey, it could be worse. Your name could be on it.
Even worse, your ass could be on it.
sfmarty - Sep 26, 2006 12:00:08 pm PDT #8360 of 10001
Who? moi??
snickering
P.M. Marc - Sep 26, 2006 12:10:05 pm PDT #8361 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
For those of you who ever daydreamed about writing jacket copy for books, be warned. You may be called upon to write copy for something called BIG SPANKABLE ASSES -- something that is emphatically *not* a slick porn mag, and will be sold, one presumes, on the shelves at Barnes & Noble and other fine booksellers. With your copy on the back.
I want your job.
Amy - Sep 26, 2006 12:12:41 pm PDT #8362 of 10001
Because books.
I want your job.
You might feel differently if you had to write copy for something called LORD OF THE SATYRS, in which said satyr lord actually had two penises. (One strictly for procreating!)
Or, you know, not.
P.M. Marc - Sep 26, 2006 12:21:49 pm PDT #8363 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
You might feel differently if you had to write copy for something called LORD OF THE SATYRS, in which said satyr lord actually had two penises. (One strictly for procreating!)
Sadly, I'll have to go with the, "or not!" option.
Because that didn't put a dent in my desire at all.
Amy - Sep 26, 2006 12:25:48 pm PDT #8364 of 10001
Because books.
Because that didn't put a dent in my desire at all.
Seriously, I know they're not looking for anyone right now, but if you want I could try to hook you up in the future.
Or I could just send you all the assignments I hate.
P.M. Marc - Sep 26, 2006 12:31:20 pm PDT #8365 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Seriously, I know they're not looking for anyone right now, but if you want I could try to hook you up in the future.
Sure!
Or I could just send you all the assignments I hate.
You are exercising your creative muscles.
erikaj - Sep 26, 2006 12:32:04 pm PDT #8366 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I'd be okay writing the text, but don't expect me not to laugh in the meeting, right?
Amy - Sep 26, 2006 12:32:29 pm PDT #8367 of 10001
Because books.
You are exercising your creative muscles.
::sighs:: Yes, mom.