Buffy ,'Lessons'
A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.
PopTarts:
In less interesting (more?) and far less edifying news, I have to write jacket copy for an erotic romance (insert raised eyebrows here) about a satyr. Yes, a satyr. And his *two* lances of love, one of which is magical and appears only for procreating purposes.
I may need to lie down for a bit. Or very possibly start drinking.
That's really cool, Allyson. I sent it on to some people.
In less interesting (more?) and far less edifying news, I have to write jacket copy for an erotic romance (insert raised eyebrows here) about a satyr. Yes, a satyr. And his *two* lances of love, one of which is magical and appears only for procreating purposes.
You are supposed to mention the lances of love in the jacket copy?
You are supposed to mention the lances of love in the jacket copy?
Well, no. Thank goodness.
So your copy does not have to be quite this bad:
"Born with magical erotic powers to make women supernaturally happy, Melvin was twice the man any mortal could ever be. Can exotic beauty Clara tame satisfy his body's half-beast immortal lust, and capture his wild heart?"
Amy, with the help of a foot rest and a bedy straw, you can drink while lying down.
I've heard.
But do his two ladyloves each have two, er, portals of joy?
No, silly. That might give them say over whether or not he deigns to gift them with his offspring.
But do his two ladyloves each have two, er, portals of joy?
Well, um, just the two any woman has.
Technically, women have *three* portals of joy... depending on whether we're talking about giving or receiving of said joy.
::btw, totally in love with your tagline, AmyLiz::