That's really cool, Allyson. I sent it on to some people.
You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...
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Jesse - Aug 24, 2006 10:54:17 am PDT #8119 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Typo Boy - Aug 24, 2006 11:25:55 am PDT #8120 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
In less interesting (more?) and far less edifying news, I have to write jacket copy for an erotic romance (insert raised eyebrows here) about a satyr. Yes, a satyr. And his *two* lances of love, one of which is magical and appears only for procreating purposes.
You are supposed to mention the lances of love in the jacket copy?
Amy - Aug 24, 2006 11:31:38 am PDT #8121 of 10001
Because books.
You are supposed to mention the lances of love in the jacket copy?
Well, no. Thank goodness.
Typo Boy - Aug 24, 2006 11:34:12 am PDT #8122 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
So your copy does not have to be quite this bad:
"Born with magical erotic powers to make women supernaturally happy, Melvin was twice the man any mortal could ever be. Can exotic beauty Clara tame satisfy his body's half-beast immortal lust, and capture his wild heart?"
Topic!Cindy - Aug 24, 2006 2:56:22 pm PDT #8123 of 10001
What is even happening?
Amy, with the help of a foot rest and a bedy straw, you can drink while lying down.
I've heard.
deborah grabien - Aug 24, 2006 6:22:05 pm PDT #8124 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
But do his two ladyloves each have two, er, portals of joy?
Topic!Cindy - Aug 25, 2006 3:55:11 am PDT #8125 of 10001
What is even happening?
No, silly. That might give them say over whether or not he deigns to gift them with his offspring.
Amy - Aug 25, 2006 4:02:12 am PDT #8126 of 10001
Because books.
But do his two ladyloves each have two, er, portals of joy?
Well, um, just the two any woman has.
Nicole - Aug 25, 2006 4:26:16 am PDT #8127 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Technically, women have *three* portals of joy... depending on whether we're talking about giving or receiving of said joy.
::btw, totally in love with your tagline, AmyLiz::
Amy - Aug 25, 2006 4:28:42 am PDT #8128 of 10001
Because books.
Technically, women have *three* portals of joy...
Ah! True.
::snuggles with Nicole, because it's that kind of morning::