How about a play on The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover?
Or Murder, With A Side of Sauce, or, heh, Death: It's What's For Dinner.
'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'
Jayne ,'Safe'
The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...
A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.
Fay - Jun 29, 2006 9:33:39 am PDT #7595 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
sj - Jun 29, 2006 9:33:57 am PDT #7596 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Love with a Slice of Murder.
ChiKat - Jun 29, 2006 9:34:18 am PDT #7597 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
As a side note, I saw a t-shirt yesterday that said "Meat is Murder. Tasty, tasty murder."
Cracked me up.
sj - Jun 29, 2006 9:40:03 am PDT #7598 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Delicious and Deadly.
-t - Jun 29, 2006 9:48:23 am PDT #7599 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
erika, how did you get into my office?
I suck at titles.
erikaj - Jun 29, 2006 9:49:47 am PDT #7600 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
Oh, my lady with the papers. Right!
-t - Jun 29, 2006 9:50:49 am PDT #7601 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Except that I don't cull as often a once a year, you nailed me.
Volans - Jun 29, 2006 9:52:55 am PDT #7602 of 10001
move out and draw fire
The Other, Other, OTHER White Meat.
(assuming Chef Boy is white).
Chef-Boy-Are-Dead!
sorry. sorry.
Ginger - Jun 29, 2006 10:03:54 am PDT #7603 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Death and the Single Chef
sumi - Jun 29, 2006 10:06:11 am PDT #7604 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Chef-Boy-Are-Dead!
Bwahahahaha!