Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...  

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


Volans - Jun 29, 2006 9:30:08 am PDT #7593 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Love Tastes Like Murder

OK, it doesn't make any sense, but folding 3 concepts into a title is hard.


erikaj - Jun 29, 2006 9:31:55 am PDT #7594 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

A Kiss That Tastes Of Death(Whoops, my noiris showing)


Fay - Jun 29, 2006 9:33:39 am PDT #7595 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

How about a play on The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover?

Or Murder, With A Side of Sauce, or, heh, Death: It's What's For Dinner.


sj - Jun 29, 2006 9:33:57 am PDT #7596 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Love with a Slice of Murder.


ChiKat - Jun 29, 2006 9:34:18 am PDT #7597 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

As a side note, I saw a t-shirt yesterday that said "Meat is Murder. Tasty, tasty murder."

Cracked me up.


sj - Jun 29, 2006 9:40:03 am PDT #7598 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Delicious and Deadly.


-t - Jun 29, 2006 9:48:23 am PDT #7599 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

erika, how did you get into my office?

I suck at titles.


erikaj - Jun 29, 2006 9:49:47 am PDT #7600 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Oh, my lady with the papers. Right!


-t - Jun 29, 2006 9:50:49 am PDT #7601 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Except that I don't cull as often a once a year, you nailed me.


Volans - Jun 29, 2006 9:52:55 am PDT #7602 of 10001
move out and draw fire

The Other, Other, OTHER White Meat.

(assuming Chef Boy is white).

Chef-Boy-Are-Dead!

sorry. sorry.