You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.

Willow ,'Get It Done'


The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...  

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


JoeCrow - Mar 21, 2005 8:02:46 pm PST #738 of 10001
"what's left when you take biology and sociology out of the picture?" "An autistic hermaphodite." -Allyson

Items found with the accused:

Single-edged waraxe, non-Legion issue, well kept. Dagger, Legion issue, well kept. Whetstone, Legion issue, extremely worn. Chain shirt, Legion issue, damaged, bloodstained. 5th Legion banner, badly damaged. Squadleader's baton, 3rd year Legion issue, damaged, bloodstained. Amulet of Kulaynas Warfather, slightly worn. Waterskin, Legion issue, partially full. 5th Legion paymaster's chest, broken lock. Nine hundred ninety three silver marks.

For the curious, yes this is the fella with the spear from the earlier one, several years prior.


Connie Neil - Mar 22, 2005 4:40:02 am PST #739 of 10001
brillig

the contents of the hip pockets of one Richard Shane, hero of my OT

Recipe torn out of Gourmet magazine, with handwritten modifications.

Shopping list: dog biscuits, cilantro, olive oil, coffee filters, fresh chicken breasts, Tabasco (green and red), gun oil.

Keyring with piece of plastic advertising Beaudreau's Coffee & Car Parts in Shreveport, with keys for a Mustang.

Four unidentifed keys on a key ring attached to a spent 7.62mm NATO sniper rifle round casing.


erikaj - Mar 22, 2005 4:58:48 am PST #740 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

What’s In A Detective’s Purse

I’m not a real detective yet, so you’ll just know what’s in my purse.Kay Howard forgive me, one lipstick, fifties fuck-me red.(Which, if I have any sense I’ll leave home, it’s fricking hot out there, don’t want it to melt all over the secret microfilm...Keyser Sose’s business card, whatever). Quarters. A screw. The Perv’s eyes actually twinkle as he reads this, can you believe that? “What’s his name?” he asks, “If it’s a guy.”

“It’s not a guy,” I say, still trying to be patient. God knows why. Flyer about the Soltstice thing I missed. Feel bad about that, it was kind of a work thing. Fucking Dawes...taking over my life already.

“You know that’s better, right?” he continues, impervious to my lack of attention. You’d never know he’d been the go-to guy for John Does left to the elements.

“What’s better?”

”You screwing not-a-guy. Guys are disgusting. Who should know better? Would your girlfriend object to, uh, art photography?”

I reach in my purse, pull out the offending metal object. “This. It’s from my chair somewhere. Maybe if you’re good, you’ll get to give it Phillips head.”

He laughs. “I appreciate your wanting to fit in away from the Granola Tribe, but that was just sad, not dirty. And you’ll want a socket wrench for that...it’s one of those things from your footpedal.”

”Gee, thanks, Brian. Good catch.” My poor anemic wallet.(Had I misjudged him?)

“That’s okay...I always use the right tool.”(Not quite.)


deborah grabien - Mar 22, 2005 6:36:09 am PST #741 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Four unidentifed keys on a key ring attached to a spent 7.62mm NATO sniper rifle round casing.

And there's Richard, his entire history and where he is, right there. Nice. Gotcher "show" moment, right there.

You’d never know he’d been the go-to guy for John Does left to the elements.

And there's another one, except can I suggest change, for asthaetic purposes only? I read it as "does" the verb for a moment; maybe "for every John Doe left to the elements"?


Connie Neil - Mar 22, 2005 6:39:21 am PST #742 of 10001
brillig

Thank god for the Internet. I suddenly need to know what kind of ammunition would be used in a sniper rife--and what rifle snipers prefer--and there it is.


deborah grabien - Mar 22, 2005 7:42:26 am PST #743 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I am all about the internet and its resources. Thanks to Beverly Williams and Steve Venus of the Royal Engineers - both thanked in the acknowledgements to Cruel Sister - the "battered Jeep" and "heavy-weight lorries" in the prologue are now an Austin Tilley with a red-painted mudguard and a pair of Morris CWT 8's.


Pix - Mar 22, 2005 7:54:08 am PST #744 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In the cardboard box:

  • a gold-lettered plaque, covered in dust and accolades
  • "Uses for Lard", recently tacked on the bulletin board
  • a faded wooden apple
  • 6000 paperclips, assorted colors
  • an electronic hole punch (best investment ever)
  • Cat Haiku #2 on a yellow post-it
  • two three-ring binders, bulging with theft and midnight oil
  • a pile of letters waiting to be sent from the past to the future
  • sixteen red pens without caps; some that actually work
  • a Lancer Pride! t-shirt, size medium
  • a scrapbook full of London memories (vomit in St. Paul's not included)
  • eight years
  • a chance to start over


Connie Neil - Mar 22, 2005 8:08:41 am PST #745 of 10001
brillig

Kristin, I like that!


deborah grabien - Mar 22, 2005 8:32:59 am PST #746 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

So do I.

A lot.


erikaj - Mar 22, 2005 8:35:43 am PST #747 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

wrod.