Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Anya ,'Showtime'


The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...  

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


deborah grabien - Jun 16, 2006 6:33:06 am PDT #7140 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

FAY!

OK. Warning: a seriously ME! It's all about MEEEEEE! post:

Deb's Little Comfort Zone Goes to Alpha Centauri

First things first: the Maybach Mercedes is a very posh car. I don't know if Daymond consciously wanted me to get the feel of why the women in the industry will queue up for a shot at these guys; I doubt it, though. I suspect this is how he sends everyone to the airport. In any event, it was a very comfortable ride to the airport and I got to talk politics with his driver.

Deb's New Motto: Golly gee willikers, Mrs. Cleaver, I feel all fly and shit!

I have to hit my daughter up for a list of sites and books I'm going to need. In my very near future, I'm going to have to steep myself in the llanguage of the Industry (the whole hip-hip thing), of which I speak about ten words and two phrases. My current lack of knowledge has to be rectified, and fast - see below. A good start is going to be asking Daymond or more likely Jared, his assistant, who's actually from LA - to hook me up at a club or two in LA, VIP level, so I can go down and just get the look, the feel, the vibe, the flow of how the whole predator-prey thing works at these clubs. Call my agents and have the official conversation with them.

Yo! Yo! Yo!

Remember that book - singular, non-fiction, as told to me- I was doing with Daymond?

Slight change of gears. Singular became plural, non-fic became fiction. They're going to be novels, a multi-book series. And the money is going to be major, especially since Daymond wants it structured so that I'm happy, because I'm doing the work. And what makes me happy - what my agents are going to put on the table when they sit down with Daymond's agent at Paragon - is a 50/50% split that includes subsidiary rights, a two-book deal with a third-book option, and a draw against advance predicated on a $75K advance.

So I have to do it right.

But while I'm setting stuff up, ordering books, saturating my middle-aged white ass in the language and vibe - which, entre nous, is not all that alien, since really it's updated rock and roll crap with different skin tones, different music, and the addition of pro sports to the mix - I need to slam through the prologue and at least the first chapter of New-Slain Knight. And then take a couple of weeks while stuff is being finalised, and finish what I want to finish: Cleveland Rocks. I'm in desperate need of a dose of JP and Bree right now.

Why yes, all about the meeeeeeee. Can't say I didn't warn you upfront. Also, all the way jetlagged.

FAAAAAAAAAAY! Is this the novel I read the first bits of? Because, yes please.


Typo Boy - Jun 16, 2006 4:37:05 pm PDT #7141 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Wahoo Deb!

also Fay:

...is it VERY wrong that I'm slashing the knight and the dragon like crazy?

Well with a knight and a dragon the term "slash" might prove a bit literal.


Zenkitty - Jun 16, 2006 4:42:09 pm PDT #7142 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Deb, that's fantastic! Wow.


SailAweigh - Jun 16, 2006 4:42:14 pm PDT #7143 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Deb, that sounds awesome! Can't wait to see what comes of it all.


Connie Neil - Jun 16, 2006 7:03:05 pm PDT #7144 of 10001
brillig

Am waiting with eager glee for the first wanna-be hipster to say, roughly, "Yo, dog, why's the middle-aged white broad doin' this shit, huh? You couldn't find nobody from the hood?"

Then waiting for the entertainment news to be agog with the story of the middle-aged white broad kicking the ass of some wanna-be hipster at a hip-hop club.


deborah grabien - Jun 16, 2006 10:23:06 pm PDT #7145 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Am waiting with eager glee for the first wanna-be hipster to say, roughly, "Yo, dog, why's the middle-aged white broad doin' this shit, huh? You couldn't find nobody from the hood?"

That was pretty much the scenario I suggested to Daymond. You couldn't make this shit up - the crappiest screenwriter wannabe couldn't make it up. "She's a retired white middle-aged rocker with pared-down prose and humanist sensibilities! He's an Industry bazillionaire! Together, they fight crime! It's comedy gold!"

Then waiting for the entertainment news to be agog with the story of the middle-aged white broad kicking the ass of some wanna-be hipster at a hip-hop club.

Even better. I'll kick the wanna-be's ass and then blow them a kiss during the Oprah gig. Because Daymond? Is who he is.

And I think I know how I want to do it: a thriller with a single story arc spanning three books. I have enough of a glimmer to bare-bones a proposal, which is fortunate, since Daymond's agent - who is also a Hollywood guy - left a message at Marlene's office....


Fay - Jun 16, 2006 11:01:37 pm PDT #7146 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Holy mother of Wow, Deb. That's fabulous! I too am waiting with glee for the above-outlined scene to unfold.

Mind you, I'm actually JUST as pleased about this for the sake of the added clout it should lend you, because the Matty Groves publishers need a serious kick in the butt wrt their approach to your books. Bleeding STUPID is what they are being right now, and I hope that this might make them have a wee rethink.

(And, yes, the novel is the one I sent you the first chapter of. Really pleased you liked it!)


Amy - Jun 17, 2006 3:36:11 am PDT #7147 of 10001
Because books.

And I think I know how I want to do it: a thriller with a single story arc spanning three books.

Oh, that sounds like fun! This project is going to be so cool, Deb.


sj - Jun 17, 2006 6:13:18 am PDT #7148 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, Deb!!!


deborah grabien - Jun 17, 2006 7:20:25 am PDT #7149 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

First chunk of the hip-hop proposal done.

Fear me.