Please find enclosed one scanned image of a cheque for actual real dollars from an actual publisher.
Wait. B.org doesn't do images. Buffistas have imaginations that are perfectly able to picture dollar-signs, decimal points, and digits.
Especially digits this seldom.
Never mind that. I have here a cheque from a reliable source, rendered to me for monkeying around with a keyboard. Life is good.
Thanks, Robin. I attribute the bux to lurking around GWW, soaking up all the good advice silently, then running to the bank.
DG, Perkins, I'm frackin'
giddy!
These dollars are
so
much better than any other dollars.
Gus, get down with your bad writer self! Way to go!
ION, I drabbled. It's longer than 100 words, and I don't even know if I like it, but here it is:
I'm told that I should want to be a part of your shining golden ranks. So I do, and I cry when you ignore me...but not for long.
I'm told I should be filled with wide-eyed admiration at the Greek letters on your shirt, and that I should offer my body up to you in sheer gratitude that you would choose me. So I do...and I end up watching the clock over your shoulder and wondering when I can go back to my dorm room, my unoccupied bed, and my books.
I'm told to pare down my very flesh in order to lure the pick of the stud farm and make sure he stays by my side. So I try, but I am, it seems, too much to be contained in a tiny frame.
I will never be, never have, never achieve what it is that I'm told I should want, no matter how hard I try. Because, you see, what I want isn't in there. It's out here.
Congratulations, Gus! Be sure to let us know when we can pre-order it and artifically drive up your numbers on Amazon.
Wait. Those Greek dudes back in school were actually having an effect on the prime womens?
t parses
Ok. Not so much.
Anyway. Yes. The cool dudes are out here.
leers, winks
So I try, but I am, it seems, too much to be contained in a tiny frame.
Damned fucking right, yo.
Nothing against the tiny frame - at least half of the people I've loved in this world and currently love are smaller than me - but my 5'9" barely holds what I am, which may be why it keeps breaking.
Sing it, sister. Sing it loud and proud.