You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.

Giles ,'Touched'


The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...  

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


Liese S. - Dec 02, 2005 7:12:43 am PST #5051 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hey, congrats, Kristen!


Allyson - Dec 02, 2005 10:21:23 am PST #5052 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Do any of you send a photo with your proposals?


deborah grabien - Dec 02, 2005 11:16:46 am PST #5053 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I never do, Allyson - but ask your agent. She'll have all the gen on that for you.


Steph L. - Dec 02, 2005 8:02:29 pm PST #5054 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Okay, this made me snort my tea down my windpipe. Now that I've recovered from the scalding liquid in my lungs, I bring you: NaNoWriMo authors' favorite screw-ups!

"It felt like her heart was doing that dance where a bunch of guys jump up in the air and go hey a lot."


sumi - Dec 02, 2005 8:12:01 pm PST #5055 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Teppy, you are too cruel -- I'm in pain from the laughter.


dcp - Dec 03, 2005 3:40:10 am PST #5056 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

drabble: lost and found 2

The lot next to the gas station was empty except for a scattering of litter around an old tree stump.

While Dad filled the tank, I ran there and back and round again, stretching eight-year-old legs cramped by hours sitting in the car, trying not to think about all the miles yet to go before we got home.

One piece of trash caught my eye--a square corner, green printing, and a numeral.

Hey, it's a dollar. Wait...it's a TEN!

"Dad! Dad! Look what I found!" After a furtive look around, I showed him my treasure. "Can I keep it?"


deborah grabien - Dec 03, 2005 6:46:44 am PST #5057 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Oh, nice one!


SailAweigh - Dec 03, 2005 7:20:25 am PST #5058 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Belated congratulations to Allyson and Kristen! It's so nice to see folks moving onward and upward.

I had a drabble. Unfortunately, it's sitting on the hard drive of a computer at work that doesn't have e-mail on it. I meant to copy it onto a disk so I could send it to myself, but I got busy and forgot. Dang. Hopefully, I can slink in with it before Teppy closes out the topic on Monday.

And it's a good thing I reread that before I posted or there would have been a good oops to add to Tep's NaNoisms. I still like the one that said, "suddenly there was a loud boob." Hee.


dcp - Dec 03, 2005 6:32:03 pm PST #5059 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Thanks, deb. It's a memory that still makes me laugh. I wrote three variations trying to get it down to drabble size, then had a terrible time choosing which one to post. I finally picked that one because it is closest to how I tell the story in person.


sumi - Dec 05, 2005 5:15:51 am PST #5060 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I was shopping on Saturday and saw this Jane Austen Action Figure and had this immediate urge to buy it. . . but then realized that there are probably far too many buffista writer types who might want one.

The store I was at also had Oscar Wilde, Shakespeare and Benjamin Franklin action figures.