Nobody minds if I beat the shit out of the Salon book reviewer that called the detective story "devoid of artistic merit," do they? Or maybe Deb should...it's not a road trip for DebG. I should carve him up and write "Dennis Lehane sent me" on the wall in blood. What a malaka Ok...we all(Well, those of us that love hard-boiled) love Raymond Chandler and his sexy metaphors, right? But to say it's all downhill since...snobbish much? Raymond Chandler would drink himself to death all over again to not be part of such a stupid argument. Those guys were geniuses, but dag. And he trashed some of my favorites, too(Nobody in here.) And for once, I think "Sir, what have you written lately?"
'War Stories'
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Nobody minds if I beat the shit out of the Salon book reviewer that called the detective story "devoid of artistic merit," do they?
I'll hold him down for you.
The entire genre of detective stories? That's just completely nuts. You'd think I'd be used to it, being a romance writer, but the mind still boggles. That's painting with a brush as broad as the Great Plains.
Nobody minds if I beat the shit out of the Salon book reviewer that called the detective story "devoid of artistic merit," do they?
Including Conan Doyle? Including Poe? Including Chandler? Can I help you with the beating?
Wrong-headed people shouldn't be allowed to have a head. IJS.
After Raymond Chandler and Ross McDonald, I should have said, because that's what he said. Which is annoying even if he hadn't put Grafton and Pelecanos on his "Eh. Whatever." list. Those guys were very brilliant. But nobody would ever say "Eh. Don't write a play. Shakespeare wrote tons."(And they're not Shakespeares, but in their house they are.) And Chandler's characterizations of people not-white suck in that "gee, fifty years is a long time," kind of way. So we can't get stuck there.And I think women have stuff to offer to a form that is really male dominated and I'm trying not to feel self-serving typing that, but...
Wrong-headed people shouldn't be allowed to have a head. IJS.
Sail? May I? Please?
Sure!
I've added it to coming attractions in my profile, so I won't forget, after Serenity opens. Thanks!
Exhausted and as limp as a wet rag, so I can't get too fiery tonight.
But erika, honey, you've just pointed out why I hate crit.
Dear Salon reviewer, so, what? You took the obligatory second-year "I SHALL GROW UP AND BE HEMINGWAY!" class and got straight Ds? Sing it with me: awwwwwwwwww.
No, seriously, I am not moved to tears. Wonder what this gy's actually produced in the way of "artistic merit?"