I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

Anya ,'Showtime'


The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...  

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


Ailleann - May 24, 2005 6:45:05 pm PDT #2335 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

elbows right in...

I'm looking for advice on cover letter writing, and I thought, what better place to come to than some of the best writers I know!

I'm looking to switch directions, and I'm frightened that my cover letters are coming off as sounding immature and "good god hire me right now plzkthx".

Email in the profile is fine, or if we want to discuss here that would be great (I don't want to hijack the thread without permission!)

Rewards may be baked, if required.


Polter-Cow - May 24, 2005 6:54:23 pm PDT #2336 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ailleann, what I've been told about cover letters is it's an opportunity to build yourself up even more as well as better define what kind of position you're looking for. Be confident but not cocky. Apparently you're allowed to tell them how fucking cool you are, because when they meet you, they'll find out you're not actually a prick. Or something like that.


Susan W. - May 24, 2005 7:28:12 pm PDT #2337 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Ailleann, I'd be happy to help you as soon as my back improves, which my doctor thinks it will, though she can't yet say if that'll happen in 24 hours or more like 10 days.

I didn't final in the contest. I am, however, friendly online with someone who double-finaled. Time to practice my graciousness.


erikaj - May 25, 2005 11:39:19 am PDT #2338 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I think I may have another detective story in mind...lurching out of the gate, but hey... I would like my process to be more of a process and less like a Cordy-vision.


deborah grabien - May 25, 2005 12:27:43 pm PDT #2339 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Hey! Do not diss the Cordy-like visions!

signed, the Crazy Writer Lady who has written 91 pages and almost 19000 words since last Thursday.


erikaj - May 25, 2005 12:36:31 pm PDT #2340 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

But I do not have a Wesley to explain it as it happens. Upside, I don't puke like Cordy.


DebetEsse - May 25, 2005 2:15:32 pm PDT #2341 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

It wanted the line breaks. 100 words, exactly, according to Word.

We walk into
the room with the too-cold air conditioning and the patterned carpet
and set down our baggage which
sits like elephants
or backpacks you didn’t even notice at first.
We pick our way through this field of
the bags the TSA warns you about, reasonably and incessantly,
and cringe when someone stumbles on one they don’t see
but we do.
Or we watch
as we talk
each other fold and unfold t-shirts from this baggage, dedicated to one another,
“And I happen to know that’s factually true”
“Fuck you, bitch”
“For the love of God,
talk to me”


Hil R. - May 26, 2005 6:20:11 am PDT #2342 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Susan, insent with comments on that chapter from last week. Sorry I took so long on it.


deborah grabien - May 26, 2005 7:24:51 am PDT #2343 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I'm supposed to be writing the jacket copy for Matty Groves.

My creative so-called brain is definitively elsewhere....


Allyson - May 26, 2005 10:43:29 am PDT #2344 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Got another bite from an agent requesting my manuscript.

Keep fingers crossed....