What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 28, 2005 12:12:13 pm PST #9864 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I just did some yoga and the eye twitching has ceased. Also? I started bawling during the Downward Dog and had to just sit and breathe for a while. I hate it when stupid locked up tension releases through big blubbering tears. Everything, with me, seems to release through big blubbery tears.

Also, Cashmere, I'm sorry I didn't say before (it popped in my head while doing the final resting pose) but I am so sorry about your friend in Afghanistan. So sorry.


Karl - Mar 28, 2005 12:16:40 pm PST #9865 of 10001
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Steph, at least you don't have a bald spot the size of a silver dollar on the top of your head. That's what my last haircut showed me.

And you know I'm going to think you're beautiful no matter what length your hair is, right?


Lyra Jane - Mar 28, 2005 12:17:46 pm PST #9866 of 10001
Up with the sun

Steph, no one in my office except my boss has mentioned my haircut, either. I'm assuming its beauty has rendered everyone mute. (As is no doubt the case in your office.)


beth b - Mar 28, 2005 12:19:54 pm PST #9867 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

{{Cashmere }} and faily and friends

Steph, no one in my office except my boss has mentioned my haircut, either. I'm assuming its beauty has rendered everyone mute

this is most certainly true.


DavidS - Mar 28, 2005 12:20:31 pm PST #9868 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think I got my hair cut too short. No one in my office has said one word about it, which feels like "If you can't say anything nice...." I think it's too short to balance out my body size. What the hell was I thinking?

You were thinking, "Hec could use a little distraction..." I won't even mention that I was pushing for you to try the angled bob first. Well, maybe I will mention that.

One thing about drastic hair changes? It usually takes a couple days for your hair to get used to falling in the new directions and it'll take a bit for you learn how to style it best. You should go home and play with product. Also, you'll probably want to rethink your makeup a little bit. Shorter hair almost always means more emphasis on your eyes, so play that up.


beth b - Mar 28, 2005 12:22:24 pm PST #9869 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Steph should emphasise her lips.

come on... some of you were thinking that.


DavidS - Mar 28, 2005 12:24:50 pm PST #9870 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Steph should emphasise her lips.

I totally agree with this. Teppy lips are glorious things.


Karl - Mar 28, 2005 12:25:44 pm PST #9871 of 10001
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Cashmere, my profound sympathies on the loss of Christopher's friend. We lost one of Alicia's friends from high school about a year ago, and it was awful.

And that is all I can say about that without tipping over into incoherent rage.


ChiKat - Mar 28, 2005 12:25:52 pm PST #9872 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

some of you were thinking that.

some??

I think most of us were.


Ginger - Mar 28, 2005 12:39:48 pm PST #9873 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Back from Easter with my family, an experience akin to being nibbled to death by depressed, power-mad ducks.

Cashmere, I'm so sorry about Christopher's friend.

Laura, I hope Brendan can be made better soon, whatever ails him.

In skimming, I'm left with a quandary: who is cuter? Egg-hunting Kara or Emaryn in her Easter bonnet? "Are all these people crazy?" Aidan or perfume-drinking Leif? I'm sure of one thing. Never put Leif and Kara together in a house unless it's already slated to be demolished.