'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 9:39:43 am PST #9814 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now, if something happens, they'll probably not pay our claims, because of bad security or some shit.

I don't think they can let your apartment pass inspection and then refuse to pay a claim because of something they found in the inspection.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 28, 2005 9:40:48 am PST #9815 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I don't know if we passed inspection. I don't know. I just can't handle anything today, even something as mundane as this. I wanna go back to bed and let my turkey-black bean chili burn.


Sean K - Mar 28, 2005 9:41:28 am PST #9816 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

But, god, the sharpness, the brightness, the no more tilting my head to see past the scratches. Yay!

Yay for the new glasses, connie!

And this just made me think of something that has been going 'round my head a bit lately -- about what a blurry, smelly place most of human history was. With bad eyesight, no way to correct it, and no place other than the nearest smelly pit to put your waste and garbage.

No, I don't know why I've been thinking about this, other than that I am glad that I am alive today, and there is no previous time in history I would rather have been alive. I don't believe there has ever been any kind of Golden Age in our past, and I think that people who do long for some past Golden Age are viewing history through some awfully rosy colored glasses.


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 9:47:15 am PST #9817 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

and no place other than the nearest smelly pit to put your waste and garbage.

A lot of smells one can get used to.

But I totally agree with your point.


Calli - Mar 28, 2005 9:50:20 am PST #9818 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I am glad that I am alive today, and there is no previous time in history I would rather have been alive.

Likewise. Actually, if I'd been born before the 1940s, or whenever penecillin was invented, I probably wouldn't be alive at 37, or even at 7. I had some life-threatening illnesses as a toddler. Thanks to modern medicine I came through them with just a deaf left ear.


Jessica - Mar 28, 2005 9:50:22 am PST #9819 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Yeah, given the choice, I'd rather be living in the era with running water and modern waste disposal than the era where I've gotten used to everything smelling like shit.

(Of course, I'd also have died around the age of 3 or 4, if not sooner, so there's that to consider.)


Sean K - Mar 28, 2005 9:51:26 am PST #9820 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

A lot of smells one can get used to.

Well, yeah. 'Cause otherwise, everyone commits suicide from the can't-take-the-smell-anymore, and then the human race ends pretty quickly. Then there's no internet, no PS2, no movies... no me, you guys, or anything else that makes now really cool.

I gotta figure it wasn't so much that people noticed the smell, as really noticed the absence when modern waste management came into being. Which really, modern waste management just consists of "let's put the smelly stuff in big pile far away, and then just nobody go over there," which is a plan with flaws, to be sure.

(Damn, my typing sucks today)


Betsy HP - Mar 28, 2005 9:51:47 am PST #9821 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I don't know how Tom would function without his prescription sunglasses- he simply wouldn't be able to see while driving, one way or the other.

I buy those plastic polarized glasses that are designed to slip over your regular glasses.


Aims - Mar 28, 2005 9:52:38 am PST #9822 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"let's put the smelly stuff in on big pile far away, and then just nobody go over there,"

I feel this way about my mother in law.


erikaj - Mar 28, 2005 9:52:41 am PST #9823 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Depending on the era, I'd have died at birth...maybe mom, too. not that I would know I was missing anything.