Also, I can kill you with my brain.

River ,'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Mar 28, 2005 9:50:22 am PST #9819 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Yeah, given the choice, I'd rather be living in the era with running water and modern waste disposal than the era where I've gotten used to everything smelling like shit.

(Of course, I'd also have died around the age of 3 or 4, if not sooner, so there's that to consider.)


Sean K - Mar 28, 2005 9:51:26 am PST #9820 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

A lot of smells one can get used to.

Well, yeah. 'Cause otherwise, everyone commits suicide from the can't-take-the-smell-anymore, and then the human race ends pretty quickly. Then there's no internet, no PS2, no movies... no me, you guys, or anything else that makes now really cool.

I gotta figure it wasn't so much that people noticed the smell, as really noticed the absence when modern waste management came into being. Which really, modern waste management just consists of "let's put the smelly stuff in big pile far away, and then just nobody go over there," which is a plan with flaws, to be sure.

(Damn, my typing sucks today)


Betsy HP - Mar 28, 2005 9:51:47 am PST #9821 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I don't know how Tom would function without his prescription sunglasses- he simply wouldn't be able to see while driving, one way or the other.

I buy those plastic polarized glasses that are designed to slip over your regular glasses.


Aims - Mar 28, 2005 9:52:38 am PST #9822 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"let's put the smelly stuff in on big pile far away, and then just nobody go over there,"

I feel this way about my mother in law.


erikaj - Mar 28, 2005 9:52:41 am PST #9823 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Depending on the era, I'd have died at birth...maybe mom, too. not that I would know I was missing anything.


Connie Neil - Mar 28, 2005 9:53:52 am PST #9824 of 10001
brillig

I buy those plastic polarized glasses that are designed to slip over your regular glasses.

I was going to do that, but I was swayed by slick marketing and snazzy bronze-colored frames.

Oh, all right, I was practicing my secret agent smirk, if you must know. Plus they're small enough that I can tilt them down and give a cynical, knowing look over them. So damned cool.


Aims - Mar 28, 2005 9:54:45 am PST #9825 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t notices connie's tag line

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


Sean K - Mar 28, 2005 9:54:55 am PST #9826 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

"let's put the smelly stuff in big pile far away, and then just nobody go over there,"

I feel this way about my mother in law.

Okay, you need to warn a guy before you say stuff that funny, 'cuz I was drinking something, and damn near choked.


Lyra Jane - Mar 28, 2005 10:02:14 am PST #9827 of 10001
Up with the sun

renters insurance inspection guy stops by and? and? THE FUCKING OUTSIDE FRONT DOOR IS UNLOCKED.

Weren't you home, Nora? Would they expect you to lock the door when you're home and awake? (If so, I'm never getting renter's insurance.)

And I had my tonsils and adenoids out when I was 6.5. The only bad thing I remember about the experience was that I had a special doll I wanted to keep with me, and they let me hold onto her going into surgery, AND SHE WASN'T THERE WHEN I WOKE UP and I cried a whole lot. But, er, Emmett is probably not quite as excitable as I was.

(I also believed my throat had been cut into for several years, and was a bit disappointed when I found out that isn't how tonsillectomies are performed.


Amy - Mar 28, 2005 10:10:21 am PST #9828 of 10001
Because books.

Heh heh.

Anyone who needs a random pick-me-up today should go here. Very funny.