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Burrell - Mar 25, 2005 7:06:10 pm PST #9524 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

P.S. Saget calls sunscreen "suntan lotion." Because he is very old.

In my universe, these are two different things. Sunscreen is the thing I use on me and my daughter, because it has an SPF of 5 zillion, and clearly its purpose is to screen out any possible sunlight. Suntan lotion is that stuff with SPFs like 4 and 8 that some people use to get their skin tanner.

§ ita § - Mar 25, 2005 7:13:48 pm PST #9525 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

To me, suntan lotion is baby oil. Everything else ranges from tan preventer to tan delayer.

Deep-fried, baybee!

Polter-Cow - Mar 25, 2005 7:20:15 pm PST #9526 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Nicole has a new tag.

Strix - Mar 25, 2005 7:22:00 pm PST #9527 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Home in ugly yet comfortable clothes with a bunch of DVD's borrowed from friends for whom I am cat-sitting. They have "Blue Velvet" which I haven't seen in years. I kinda wish I had a glass of wine; it's that kind of evening.

I saw a thing on TV (yeah! TV at the cat house) about modern-day burlesque. It was so fun to watch! I'd love to do something like that; I mean learn how to do it. Not perform, because, yeah, teacher. But it's so fun.

Scrappy - Mar 25, 2005 7:45:22 pm PST #9528 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Saget is oooooooold. Ancient. Superannuated.

DavidS - Mar 25, 2005 9:32:37 pm PST #9529 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I saw a thing on TV (yeah! TV at the cat house) about modern-day burlesque.

I've seen some in SF and NOLA - it's very fun. And the gals are all sizes and quite luscious. My favorite was the trapeze act.

Strix - Mar 25, 2005 9:36:02 pm PST #9530 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hmmm. Trapezing in my underwear.

And accessories!

No, thanks: I'm the girl who falls. Heels are as good as I can manage.

And sometimes, even those rear up and bite me.

DavidS - Mar 25, 2005 9:37:17 pm PST #9531 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Most of the retro-smut acts I've seen have involved a fair amount of dancing. The trapeze girls even recreated some classic dances from the Cotton Club.

Strix - Mar 25, 2005 9:38:59 pm PST #9532 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, the ones I saw were doing fan dancing and all that; pretty costumes, good tunes and fun clothes. I agree a trapeze act would be most impressive.

I think I could dance in lingerie and heels, but the trapeze act is so out of my league.

DavidS - Mar 25, 2005 9:43:07 pm PST #9533 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think I could dance in lingerie and heels, but the trapeze act is so out of my league.

Well, the trapeze act was well out of the league of everybody else who wasn't doing a trapeze act. These girls were in fine fine quite muscular shape. Excellent thighs. They could crack Brazil nuts with their thighs.

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