I saw a thing on TV (yeah! TV at the cat house) about modern-day burlesque.
I've seen some in SF and NOLA - it's very fun. And the gals are all sizes and quite luscious. My favorite was the trapeze act.
Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up, and he's bloody stupid!
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DavidS - Mar 25, 2005 9:32:37 pm PST #9529 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Strix - Mar 25, 2005 9:36:02 pm PST #9530 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hmmm. Trapezing in my underwear.
And accessories!
No, thanks: I'm the girl who falls. Heels are as good as I can manage.
And sometimes, even those rear up and bite me.
DavidS - Mar 25, 2005 9:37:17 pm PST #9531 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Most of the retro-smut acts I've seen have involved a fair amount of dancing. The trapeze girls even recreated some classic dances from the Cotton Club.
Strix - Mar 25, 2005 9:38:59 pm PST #9532 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, the ones I saw were doing fan dancing and all that; pretty costumes, good tunes and fun clothes. I agree a trapeze act would be most impressive.
I think I could dance in lingerie and heels, but the trapeze act is so out of my league.
DavidS - Mar 25, 2005 9:43:07 pm PST #9533 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I think I could dance in lingerie and heels, but the trapeze act is so out of my league.
Well, the trapeze act was well out of the league of everybody else who wasn't doing a trapeze act. These girls were in fine fine quite muscular shape. Excellent thighs. They could crack Brazil nuts with their thighs.
Strix - Mar 25, 2005 9:44:43 pm PST #9534 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Brazil nuts mock my thighs.
Oh, well; I can live without the adulation of nuts.
DavidS - Mar 25, 2005 9:47:58 pm PST #9535 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oh, well; I can live without the adulation of nuts.
Didn't you just do the walk of shame this week? I think there was some nut adulation going on.
Strix - Mar 25, 2005 9:51:27 pm PST #9536 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Shame, schmame. I was just a little naughty. This weekend is sctrictly naught-free.
And to that end, I am going to read. My office is fucking freezing.
Lee - Mar 25, 2005 10:51:31 pm PST #9537 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I say either suntan lotion or sun screen, and I usually say nylons unless I am talking about fishnets.
I went to sleep about 10 minutes after I got home from dinner, but my body seems to think it only needed 6 hours of sleep, and now I can't get back to sleep. Stoopid body.
Nicole - Mar 25, 2005 11:01:43 pm PST #9538 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Poor Perkins! I'm tired but I can't go to sleep until this Evening With Kevin Smith special is over.
Wanna play literati?