Emmett: "Chill out, Dad. Chill."
Me: "There's not a lot of chilling out when you're covered with your son's blood!"
Rotten kid, bogarting all the endorphins.
Jen, move. If it sucks too much to spend the money then move again.
SLC continues to be lovely. I appear to have brought a good chunk of rain with me and people keep hugging me for it. Went out to the lake yesterday and I LOVED it.
I appear to have brought a good chunk of rain with me and people keep hugging me for it
You drag a week's worth of rain to a drought-stricken state, and you're surprise we're happy? If they weren't Mormon, you'd be an honorary goddess.
Of course, it could be all the Brits in town, too.
Yay, you got to see the lake! Tell me all tomorrow!
I see Trudy tomorrow!
I am watching The View and there are a couple of women in the audience with tiara's on. Are there Bitches in the audience today by any chance?
Lilty, those are gorgeous shoes. Were they cheaper at DSW? If so, I think youshould get them.
Nicole, AIM froze, I had to reboot it, and then you were gone.
Off to the salon. Any "hair won't get fed up and fall out ~ma" lying around would be appriciated.
I'm going to get so lectured.
ETA: The shoes WERE cheaper at DSW, but still more than I've ever paid for a pair of shoes not Dansko clogs which have lasted me for 5 years, or LL Bean boots. Mebbe I'll just go try them on today.
How can I help?
Can you come punch a tenant in the head??
So, Aimee, you're going to punch ita in the head, instead? When's the wake?
Heh. Yeah, no. I am can be REALLY stupid sometimes, but I ain't never been THAT stupid.
What did the evil tenant do, Aimee?
Can you come punch a tenant in the head??
Why don't you send them on a bogus run to Simi, and I'll deck them here.
The evil was
mean
to me. They were rude and worse - used very poor grammar. All I was doing was trying to help them.
Why don't you send them on a bogus run to Simi, and I'll deck them here.
Rock.
t send tenant on bagel run to Simi
EMPRESS(smiles): I think you're going to have to talk to our branch manager about this. She's in Simi Valley. Very hands-on.
TENANT leaves, absurdly gratified.
EMPRESS laughs evilly.
send tenant on bagel run to Simi
Oooh! Extra tricksy and mean! Send her to a place with no bagels!