Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Mar 23, 2005 10:07:31 am PST #8856 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ooops. I thought it was some special bathroom/kitchen carpeting that resists water. I had never heard of carpeting in those areas before today, that's what I meant.


Nicole - Mar 23, 2005 10:09:37 am PST #8857 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

sj, I can't get back on AIM (crap work computer!) but I need to talk to you. Are you home?


sj - Mar 23, 2005 10:11:09 am PST #8858 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Call my cell, Nicole.


Betsy HP - Mar 23, 2005 10:12:04 am PST #8859 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

The animals know that a bloodbath would be tacky and Martha is right there to see it.

Martha once ordered that surplus baby chicks be placed in a gunny sack and run over with a car.

No lie.


Deena - Mar 23, 2005 10:13:23 am PST #8860 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Hey guys, back from the zoo with a few pictures. [link]

It was nice. We went to the rainforest exhibit, which is all inside and extremely hot. I liked the capybaras and the mouse deer and the mutant porcupines. Aidan liked the fish and the turtles. Owen seemed to like the fish a lot, too. I'm not sure what the other grown ups thought was cool.


Gudanov - Mar 23, 2005 10:13:56 am PST #8861 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Martha once ordered that surplus baby chicks be placed in a gunny sack and run over with a car.

Damn. Martha was nobody's bitch in prison.


Kate P. - Mar 23, 2005 10:15:55 am PST #8862 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I'd fail the abduction test. Or maybe that's in my past. I haven't gotten into a stranger's car in years.

I think I might fail the test, too. At least, I trust myself to evaluate these kinds of situations on a case-by-case basis, and I have willingly gotten into strangers' cars before and suffered no harm. (Not that I think my judgment is infallible, just... I've been lucky so far.) I also pick up hitchhikers sometimes.


Almare - Mar 23, 2005 10:18:27 am PST #8863 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "

big eye'd

Martha had them kill the baby chicks? And they did it? Like evil mindless drones?

I want minions like that! (Except, you know, ones without the chick issues)


askye - Mar 23, 2005 10:21:15 am PST #8864 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Mom had a much simpler, possibly more humane way of dealing with my parakeet that wouldn't die. That bird and captian jack the fish had a lot in common.


Steph L. - Mar 23, 2005 10:23:32 am PST #8865 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hey guys, back from the zoo with a few pictures. [link]

It's funny, Kara doesn't *look* like Pure Concentrated Mayhem.

Also, I want Cashmere's hair.