The animals know that a bloodbath would be tacky and Martha is right there to see it.
Martha once ordered that surplus baby chicks be placed in a gunny sack and run over with a car.
No lie.
Gwen: Demon, OK? The whole nine—cloven feet and horns and teeth. He wasn't wearing lamé though. Lorne: Yeah, the evil ones can't pull it off. It gets camp.
'Harm's Way'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Betsy HP - Mar 23, 2005 10:12:04 am PST #8859 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Deena - Mar 23, 2005 10:13:23 am PST #8860 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Hey guys, back from the zoo with a few pictures. [link]
It was nice. We went to the rainforest exhibit, which is all inside and extremely hot. I liked the capybaras and the mouse deer and the mutant porcupines. Aidan liked the fish and the turtles. Owen seemed to like the fish a lot, too. I'm not sure what the other grown ups thought was cool.
Gudanov - Mar 23, 2005 10:13:56 am PST #8861 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Martha once ordered that surplus baby chicks be placed in a gunny sack and run over with a car.
Damn. Martha was nobody's bitch in prison.
Kate P. - Mar 23, 2005 10:15:55 am PST #8862 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
I'd fail the abduction test. Or maybe that's in my past. I haven't gotten into a stranger's car in years.
I think I might fail the test, too. At least, I trust myself to evaluate these kinds of situations on a case-by-case basis, and I have willingly gotten into strangers' cars before and suffered no harm. (Not that I think my judgment is infallible, just... I've been lucky so far.) I also pick up hitchhikers sometimes.
Almare - Mar 23, 2005 10:18:27 am PST #8863 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
big eye'd
Martha had them kill the baby chicks? And they did it? Like evil mindless drones?
I want minions like that! (Except, you know, ones without the chick issues)
askye - Mar 23, 2005 10:21:15 am PST #8864 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Mom had a much simpler, possibly more humane way of dealing with my parakeet that wouldn't die. That bird and captian jack the fish had a lot in common.
Steph L. - Mar 23, 2005 10:23:32 am PST #8865 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Hey guys, back from the zoo with a few pictures. [link]
It's funny, Kara doesn't *look* like Pure Concentrated Mayhem.
Also, I want Cashmere's hair.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 23, 2005 10:23:33 am PST #8866 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
aw, foamy buffistas and cutie pie sprog!
Daisy Jane - Mar 23, 2005 10:24:08 am PST #8867 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Dude, Deena, those are some cute kids.
Lyra Jane - Mar 23, 2005 10:24:16 am PST #8868 of 10001
Up with the sun
My passport and SS card are together in a bag in my house. I suppose they *could* be stolen, but I can't imagine anyone who wasn't me would look in there. I've never recovered my birth certificate from my parents' house.
I wouldn't get into a stranger's car, but it's hard for me to say that definitely without knowing exactly what happened in the thing you're talking about.