It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nicole - Mar 23, 2005 6:10:04 am PST #8751 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

vw should go straight home and get some rest!


Laura - Mar 23, 2005 6:10:22 am PST #8752 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Never have missed that menstruation stuff.

I need carpet in the kitchen. We have tile in the whole house with rugs here and there, but alas none in the kitchen. I have broken 3 bowls in the last 2 days. Nothing survives a drop to tile. Also, standing on tile for long periods of time while cooking bothers my body.


Amy - Mar 23, 2005 6:11:22 am PST #8753 of 10001
Because books.

vw should definitely go home.

Leaves chocolate and even more ibuprofen, with soothing hair pats and good bubble bath supplies before tiptoeing away...


erikaj - Mar 23, 2005 6:11:28 am PST #8754 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

The Bug has a phenomenal work ethic. I'm impressed.


Laura - Mar 23, 2005 6:11:41 am PST #8755 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Should vw go home?

Right now! And it doesn't count as a sick day because you went to school.


askye - Mar 23, 2005 6:12:36 am PST #8756 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

vw should go home and take care of herself. and not count this as a sick day -- you went to school.


Lyra Jane - Mar 23, 2005 6:13:18 am PST #8757 of 10001
Up with the sun

vw should go home and count it as a half sick day.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 23, 2005 6:13:41 am PST #8758 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Right now! And it doesn't count as a sick day because you went to school.

I lean toward this as well.


Jessica - Mar 23, 2005 6:13:50 am PST #8759 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My kitchen floor has cheap-ass press-on vinyl "tiles," which look surprisingly decent, and are very easy to clean. There's real tile underneath (the previous tennants did a not-so-good job of cutting the squares to fit under the sink), but it's fugly so I'll probably be sticking with the fake wood-look vinyl for the duration.


vw bug - Mar 23, 2005 6:14:16 am PST #8760 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oooooo...a half sick day! I like the way you crazy kids think.

I think we have consensus. vw is going home. Hopefully she makes it there before more pukage.