Seriously, am I reading that wrong?

No.

I think it's just a tactical move to stall for time.

A very sick tactical move.

Question from the lush-virgin: What are some good products to try for my first purchase from the Lush store?

What scents do you like?

I think it's just a tactical move to stall for time.

That's right. She can't have the feeding tube removed while under a congressional supeona.

They're subpoenaing her doctors for exactly that reason.

That's right. She can't have the feeding tube removed while under a congressional supeona.

But how can you subpoena someone who can't communicate? Inherent in a subpoena is the obtaining of information.

Okay, clearly I'm still agitated over my boss, so I'm going to ignore all stupid-head news until further notice.

What scents do you like?

Plants: Lilac, gardenia, jasmine, lavender, aloe - anything light and not too sweet (I usually don't like rose because it's very overpowering and doesn't smell natural).

Fruits: coconut, mostly. I'm not too into the melons/apples/oranges unless it's a light scent. Berries - in moderation.

Butterball bath bomb is a universal favorite -- it has bits of cocoa butter in it so it leaves you all soft.

Jasmine: Fairy Jasmine bath bomb (has glitter), Turbo Bubble bubble bar (also has glitter), Alkmaar soap, which is really really lovely.

Lavender: Waving Not Drowning bath bomb, French Kiss bubble bar, Ooh La La soap, which KICKS ASS.

Coconut: I Should CoCo soap.

And another universal favorite, which is really fun, is Buffy the Backside Slayer. It's cocoa butter with scrubby bits of ground almonds in it -- it exfoliates and then leaves you all soft.

t /pimp

Oh, and if you don't like anything too sweet, AVOID anything with "Creamy Candy" in the name or description, as well as Rockstar soap. Smells just like cotton candy. Which some people love, but it sounds like you wouldn't.

And the honey/toffee-scented products might be too much for you, too (Honey I Washed the Kids soap, Ma Bar bubble bar, and Honey Bee Have bath bomb).

I don't like the candy scents at all, but I love love love the honey ones.

But how can you subpoena someone who can't communicate? Inherent in a subpoena is the obtaining of information.

And this, I'm sure will be the question the husband's lawyers will have to ask. God forgive me, but it'd be like supoena-ing a corpse. She can not communicate. Leave her be. Let her go.

t Makes appointment with lawyer to get our living wills written.

IOReallySickN:

Why are women calling San Quentin to marry Scott Petersen? I mean, is there like prisoner welfare people get??

Why are women calling San Quentin to marry Scott Petersen?

I did not need to know that this was happening. What is wrong with people?

Why are women calling San Quentin to marry Scott Petersen?

I remember when I was a teenager getting rejected left and right when asking girls out thinking, why is it that women will want to date serial killers but I can't get a date?